The last post is the WINNER!

[Wu Wei]

The bear is so smart, he believes,
So why can't he fix his pet peeves?
He works so dang hard
to keep up his yard.
But always he's beaten by leaves.

Some of us have a real degree
We work at other jobs
We don't have a raking PhD
We're not of the lazy retired mob

 

[sun rise]

Retired but not lazy win

 

[Brickjectivity]

Its not a competition. Its a cake walk.

 

[Wu Wei]

Winning because....well..... because I typed "Winning"

 

[sun rise]

Its not a competition. Its a cake walk.

Why not a pie trot?

 

[Brickjectivity]

Why not a pie trot?

First I need to find out the official definition of cake walk. I use the term based on what I have heard, and I probably shouldn't be doing that. Ok, its a pie trot. Its a cookie dance.

 

[sun rise]

Brownie bash

 

[Stevicus]

Sorbet sashay

 

[sun rise]

Ice cream ice skating

 

[Revoltingest]

Relaxing win.

 

[sun rise]

Even more relaxed win.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

After 5 hours of getting the leaves out of my yard...and realizing it is only round 1....I DESERVE this win

A bear doing what is against nature's design and plan and evolved intent is no winning thing. Now, go be a good bear and put all those leaves back. Humans have silly standards when it comes to this "lawn care" thingy they invented while they were extremely drunk.

 

[sun rise]

And even the concept of a lawn is anti-evolutionary and bound to fail. Also, leaves are natures fertilizer and to interfere with nature is to tempt her wrath.

 

[Wu Wei]

A bear doing what is against nature's design and plan and evolved intent is no winning thing. Now, go be a good bear and put all those leaves back. Humans have silly standards when it comes to this "lawn care" thingy they invented while they were extremely drunk.

I blame my wife.....she's a human...AND Chinese

 

[Stevicus]

And even the concept of a lawn is anti-evolutionary and bound to fail. Also, leaves are natures fertilizer and to interfere with nature is to tempt her wrath.

Well, I guess you could always train a dog to mow the lawn.

 

[Wu Wei]

Well,..... I've had enough.....Not feeling well....so I'm not going to spend another minute today carrying @Revoltingest and the rest of you retired deadbeats on my back....... I'm going home

 

[Revoltingest]

Well,..... I've had enough.....Not feeling well....so I'm not going to spend another minute today carrying @Revoltingest and the rest of you retired deadbeats on my back....... I'm going home

But you have sick time available so that you'll continue to get paid, & pay taxes, right?

 

[sun rise]

Well,..... I've had enough.....Not feeling well....so I'm not going to spend another minute today carrying @Revoltingest and the rest of you retired deadbeats on my back....... I'm going home

Some of us post from home or whereever we are via our smart phones.

 

[sun rise]

Well, I guess you could always train a dog to mow the lawn.

Clearly the human does not understand aesthetics when it comes to paths in a lawn.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Brownie bash

Pumpkin pretzel