The last post is the WINNER!

[sun rise]

I was waiting for that and edge you out.

 

[Revoltingest]

Congrats on your win.....er, former win.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I have a perfect form for the win

 

[sun rise]

My current win gets a 10 from all the judges.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

your getting ten judges to give you each a 1 is not the same as getting as getting tens from all the judges, as I just did

 

[sun rise]

Your numerical fiddling failed.

 

[Revoltingest]

I bribed the judges for a gold medal quality win.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

no bribes were needed in the making of this win

 

[Revoltingest]

I accepted bribes for this win.

 

[sun rise]

I win on my own merits.

 

[Revoltingest]

I win on my green leather chair.

 

[Thief]

seems a rather small local

I win anywhere I go

all I gotta do is show up

 

[Wu Wei]

How did you provoke the cactus into an attack you richly deserved?

I simplify walked by. It looked innocent enough, just standing there, and I looked away for a second...... and it jumped me.... for no reason other than I was there....never see the stately saguaro do that..... but the sneaky underhanded organ pipe cactus..... them you have to watch

 

[Wu Wei]

Oh and I win while being satiated on Mexican food.... had my fill and it will soon be time to head home

 

[Thief]

I simplify walked by. It looked innocent enough, just standing there, and I looked away for a second...... and it jumped me.... for no reason other than I was there....never see the stately saguaro do that..... but the sneaky underhanded organ pipe cactus..... them you have to watch

just fess up.....

you got drunk
wandered into the desert
and stumbled into a cactus

 

[Wu Wei]

just fess up.....

you got drunk
wandered into the desert
and stumbled into a cactus

Nope, i just walked by and WHAMMO the cactus attacked.....and this happened right in front of the entrance to the hotel front desk

 

[Revoltingest]

I simplify walked by. It looked innocent enough, just standing there, and I looked away for a second...... and it jumped me.... for no reason other than I was there....never see the stately saguaro do that..... but the sneaky underhanded organ pipe cactus..... them you have to watch

A cactus defeated a bear.
Whooda thunkit?

 

[Wu Wei]

A cactus defeated a bear.
Whooda thunkit?

Well I wouldn’t say.... I will say cactus innards are full of water

 

[sun rise]

So a bag of water attacked a bear? What does that say about the bear?

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

no tall tales were told in the making of this win