Hunts is made from broccoli & pig chuckles.
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The ketchup crisis
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Samael_Khan
Goosebender
The things we learn on the internet! It seems like there is a shortage of ketchup in the US.
My dear American friends, do not despair. I found a solution for your problem. Here's a recipe for homemade ketchup:
Homemade Ketchup In Just 5 Minutes!
Easy, cheap and based on the ingredient list, should taste good. And, huge bonus, must be healthier than the bottled version.
There you go, problem solved.
Feel free to express your gratitude in the comments
Here in South Africa we have Tomato Sauce. Is that the same as ketchup?
Heinz ketchup turns small fury animals into gremlins, because it contains too much water.
Hunts ketchup causes small children to become proteges of Satan.
Satan likes Hunts because its just like the ketchup God used to make him at home.
Not really, ketchup has other ingredients too.
We Never Know
No Slack
The things we learn on the internet! It seems like there is a shortage of ketchup in the US.
My dear American friends, do not despair. I found a solution for your problem. Here's a recipe for homemade ketchup:
Homemade Ketchup In Just 5 Minutes!
Easy, cheap and based on the ingredient list, should taste good. And, huge bonus, must be healthier than the bottled version.
There you go, problem solved.
Feel free to express your gratitude in the comments
Good thing its only a ketchup packet shortage. You had me worried for a second
America is facing a ketchup packet shortage
Looks like I was told some misinformation. Learn the History and Origins of Ketchup (or Catsup)
Heyo
Veteran Member
I'm a lazy fan of Heinz Ketchup.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber
Definitely. Ketchup is basically just a gooed up, super salty tomato. I didn't even know we had a shortage.
But a salsa shortage? That one would be a great tragedy that would lead to many undrank margaritas and uneaten chips and many other harsh consequences.
exchemist
Veteran Member
I prefer mayonnaise, in the Belgian style (though I put a bit of garlic in mine, when I make it).I love ketchup.
French fries without ketchup, c'est un sacrilège
exchemist
Veteran Member
Undrunk margaritas would be a tragedy.
They're worse than bacon. At least bacon has taste. Tater Tots are not food but something else that's bad for you.
That just might be the best post of the week if not the entire last month.
There is a ketchup shortage? I hadn't noticed.The things we learn on the internet! It seems like there is a shortage of ketchup in the US.
My dear American friends, do not despair. I found a solution for your problem. Here's a recipe for homemade ketchup:
Homemade Ketchup In Just 5 Minutes!
Easy, cheap and based on the ingredient list, should taste good. And, huge bonus, must be healthier than the bottled version.
There you go, problem solved.
Feel free to express your gratitude in the comments
Chinese plum sauce is a good substitute. (Sometimes it is called duck sauce, but contains no duck.)