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The ketchup crisis

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Vee, Apr 8, 2021 at 12:59 PM.

  1. Vee

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    The things we learn on the internet! It seems like there is a shortage of ketchup in the US.
    My dear American friends, do not despair. I found a solution for your problem. Here's a recipe for homemade ketchup:

    Homemade Ketchup In Just 5 Minutes!

    Easy, cheap and based on the ingredient list, should taste good. And, huge bonus, must be healthier than the bottled version.
    There you go, problem solved.
    Feel free to express your gratitude in the comments :D
     
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  2. Brickjectivity

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    Have you ever heard of ketchup wine? What about ketchup pudding?
     
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    If you find a recipe for common sense and listening skills, we're lacking those too... :cool:
     
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  4. Vee

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    Now you just traumatized me!
     
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    Thanks for the recipe :) but what came to mind when I saw that on TV last night is how absurd it is to make a crisis out of not having enough ketchup, as if it matters given all the REAL crises we have in the world right now.o_O

    I felt the same way about the toilet paper shortage. People were acting as if it was the end of the world and I wondered why people could not put anything in perspective. What would happen if they ran out of toilet paper anyway? Couldn't they improvise? There is such a thing as a washing machine and a dryer. :rolleyes:
     
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  6. Vee

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    My thoughts precisely.
     
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    Maybe America can ask the mexican people to bring som ketchup over the border when they come to live in America :confused:

    Mexico trad "no border wall" For "Ketchup for all Americans" :D
     
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    Salsa is better than ketchup.
     
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  9. Revoltingest

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    I reject your home brew!
    I'm a loyal fan of Heinz Ketchup.
     
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    Revoltingest I have the kavorka
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    Not on Tater Tots & French fries.
     
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    I love ketchup.
    :p
    French fries without ketchup, c'est un sacrilège
     
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    Omg....:p
     
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    Maybe you are a smoker? Hunts is of course the better brand.
     
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    Tater Tots are possibly the bacon of the vegetable world.
     
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  15. Estro Felino

    Estro Felino Believer in free will
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    We Italos love Tater tots.
    :)
    In Italian it sounds less fancy...though:p
     
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    Non-smoker here.
    Moreover, I prefer brine cured bacon to smoked bacon.
    Heinz is for the discerning palate....& for mine too.
     
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    Right! Absolutely! Now, if we had a mustard crisis...
     
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    There is no such thing as Mexican ketchup. Mexicans mostly use other sauces. They are into other foods such as plantains, corn products etc. There are some sauces such as mole sauce, but this originates further South than Mexico and is an indigenous creation not modern. I should visit Mexico someday, but it is far from here. Ketchup is originally a French invention, which is why its so funny that Vee started the thread. Also we have a food here called French Fries that are not French. They are technically Belgian. The Belgians dip them in mayonnaise, and we dip them in ketchup. Maybe that's why we started calling them French fries, but I don't know why.
     
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    It lacks luster and is less viscous than Hunts.
     
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