Geeze...don't get upset.I reject this nonsensical “legal relativism” that you and @Revoltingest are both trying to sell. The law says what the law says. It is now anything goes, whatever makes you happy. .
You foreigners with no experience in US courts might believe that the law is cut & dry.
One might say that is naive & "non-sensical". There are always complexities which
arise as each side invests great effort arguing against each other. And judges are
individuals, with variation between them. I don't buy the certainty you're selling.