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The Gingerbread People Crisis

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by youknowme, Dec 23, 2018.

  1. youknowme

    youknowme Whatever you want me to be.

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    I didn't realize there was a war on Christmas nor did I realize it was global. I also didn't realize I needed gender assignment for the bathrooms in my home.
     
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  2. Rough Beast Sloucher

    Rough Beast Sloucher Well-Known Member
    It's My Birthday!

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    I think we need anatomically correct gingerbread people. Including transgender varieties, eunuchs, Martians and so forth. And they should come in all colors ... including rainbow and ultraviolet. Liberate Christmas!
     
  3. BSM1

    BSM1 Who's a good boy?

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    And we should not forget all the other "bread" men, such as short, rye, wheat, and pumpernickel (well, maybe not pumpernickel- they're too loud).
     
  4. Rough Beast Sloucher

    Rough Beast Sloucher Well-Known Member
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    Don't forget the alt right white bread.
     
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  5. sun rise

    sun rise "Let there be peace and love among all"
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    Clearly we're all toast.
     
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  6. BSM1

    BSM1 Who's a good boy?

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    I...uhh.. purposely didn't go there..
     
  7. Rough Beast Sloucher

    Rough Beast Sloucher Well-Known Member
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    That's my job to go where no man person ought to go.
     
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