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The Evolution Of Skwim

Dan From Smithville

What's up Doc?
Staff member
Premium Member
I have heard countless euphemisms for the act, but this is the first tie I have heard it called "squeezing the spinach".

Frankly if a greenish hue is present it is time to contact a medical professional.
The usual reference is to bologna or salami. But with a more health-conscious generation, euphemisms are likely to evolve.

There are some jokes that come to mind about ripeness, but I too would recommend medical examination ASAP if such color was to occur.
 

Kenny

Face to face with my Father
Premium Member
Somewhat lacking...

And who isn't interested in that?


In any case, I happened upon this old timeline of evolution I had brought up to date and thought it interesting enough to share.

Look it over.

Don't look it over


Whatever. :)



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FUTURE:

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