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The disappearance of lewisnotmiller

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Snow White, May 22, 2022.

  1. Snow White

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    I'm tempted to PM @lewisnotmiller to ask how he is. But I don't really want to be stuck listening to a three hour story about how he got stuck for two months in the revolving door of a women's clothing store when shopping for an outfit for a woman that's neither his wife nor someone he remembers who it is.

    Maybe I will build up the courage. At best, he will say that he's fine. And it will be just that.

    At worst though? I envision this:

    77805-moth-to-solar-flame~2.jpg
     
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  2. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Abnormal before it was fashionable
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    There's a rumor that he was
    stolen from his tent by a dingo.
     
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  3. Snow White

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    No, that was me in a dingo costume.
     
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    Revoltingest Abnormal before it was fashionable
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    A wolverine wearing a dingo costume?
    That's a pretty extreme kind of cross dressing, eh.
     
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  5. Snow White

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    And add to that I only identify as a woman when it comes time to take a swing.

    (True gentlemen can't hit a lady.)
     
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    Just tell him to limit his story to 1 hour

    He might love to hear from you
     
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    I was also wondering what happened to him. I guess he's gone "walkabout" or whatever they call it Down Under. Hope he manages to stay out of trouble. I heard they have kangaroo courts down there.

    Haven't seen @Kangaroo Feathers around either. Maybe something is going on in Australia.
     
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  8. Brickjectivity

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    I heard Elon Musk was firing the Twitter board. Coincidence?
     
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  9. Snow White

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    Coincidence? I think not!
     
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    Twilight Hue Twilight, not bright nor dark, good nor bad.

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    That's just the excuse to go to the pub.
     
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  11. Snow White

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    So the dingo was probably just one of his buddies he wanted to go drinking with? Clever.
     
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    Twilight Hue Twilight, not bright nor dark, good nor bad.

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    Can't drink without your trusty dingo. Who else is gonna drive you home?
     
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    Revoltingest Abnormal before it was fashionable
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    Why would a dingo need either an excuse
    or Lewisnotmiller just to visit a pub?
     
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    Twilight Hue Twilight, not bright nor dark, good nor bad.

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    Why to get out of work or escape your better half of course! One vouches for another.

    Cheers mate!
     
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    Brickjectivity Turned to Stone. Now I stretch daily.
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    Maybe he is playing Civ V. That takes forever.
     
  16. Snow White

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    Still shouldn't take over a month.

    I know. He must be playing something crazy, like an NES Mega Man.
     
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  17. Twilight Hue

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    Oh that will suck ya in. Also those grand strategy games will have a person dissappear for years even!
     
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