The Amazing Pseudo-Haiku Thread (Instructions in poll)

[dybmh]

cash in the kitty
a cougar prowling at night
dangerous beauty

 

[Brickjectivity]

dangerous beauty
blue turns red when it escapes
color is a lie

 

[Wu Wei]

Color is a lie
Red Magenta, Blue Cyan
who cares, time to eat

 

[Brickjectivity]

who cares time to eat
its a long life for some folk
who time cares to eat

 

[The Anointed]

Cash in the kitty
Pocket all your winnings and
Head for the city

 

[The Anointed]

Wu Wei.

Who cares, time to eat
But why did you not repeat
Cash in the Kitty

 

[Wu Wei]

Cash in the kitty
the dang cat ate my wallet
cash in litter box

 

[Brickjectivity]

cash in litter box
I am not too proud for cash
squirt it with febreeze

 

[crossfire]

squirt it with febreeze
my airways swell up and close
this crap should be banned

 

[The Anointed]

This crap should be banned
And blown away by a fan
Febreeze ain't that grand.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Febreeze ain't that grand
smotherin' in a ship's bilge
snakes under houses

 

[The Anointed]

Snakes under houses
Fat on the plague of Mouses
Covered with louses.

 

[dybmh]

Covered with louses
Shaved Shampooed Scrubbed Rinsed Towel Dried
sun rise sweet relief

 

[Brickjectivity]

sun rise sweet relief
sugar in the coffee pot
dybmh buys cookies

 

[dybmh]

dyb-meh buys cookies
forgot to check 'best-by-date'
hope quickly crumbles

 

[The Anointed]

Hope quickly crumbles
As the daylight fades away
Again darkness reigns

 

[Brickjectivity]

Again darkness reigns
rich depth and melodic taste
keeping coffee fresh

 

[The Anointed]

Keeping coffee fresh
Hoping that the wife wont guess
That I just got home.

 

[dybmh]

that i just got home
making small fists with my toes
sweetened moments last

 

[The Anointed]

Sweetened moments last
But those moments go so fast
NOW! Is now the past