The Amazing Pseudo-Haiku Thread (Instructions in poll)

[The Anointed]

is the world of peace
tired of being tardy
stop hitting the snooze

Stop hitting the snooze
Don't you mean hitting the booze
Cos I think you're drunk

 

[The Anointed]

Stop hitting the snooze
Don't you mean hitting the booze
Cos I think you're drunk

Cos I think you're drunk
And much drunker than a skunk
Why else do a bunk

 

[dybmh]

why else do a bunk
in our cabin came a skunk
sprayed sheets and pillow

 

[dybmh]

sprayed sheets and pillow
painting my room hunter green
now i dream of moss

 

[The Anointed]

sprayed sheets and pillow
painting my room hunter green
now i dream of moss

Now I dream of moss
Stirling Moss and the Grand Prix
Nineteen fifty five.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Nineteen fifty five
everyone was scared silly
a year of treaties

 

[dybmh]

a year of treaties
honeymoon, struggle, war, peace
tired eyes are mine

 

[Brickjectivity]

tired eyes are mine
zip pull push inflate again
tire eyes are mine

 

[The Anointed]

tired eyes are mine
zip pull push inflate again
tire eyes are mine

TIRE eyes are mine...….4 syllables.

Tire eyes are mine.....young
Brickjectivity has said
They spin in his head

 

[Brickjectivity]

they spin in his head
fingers pointing aligning
compasses turning

 

[The Anointed]

they spin in his head
fingers pointing aligning
compasses turning

Compasses turning
To the star that arises
In the eastern sky.

 

[The Anointed]

Compasses turning
To the star that arises
In the eastern sky.

In the eastern sky
A star is just arising
My daughter's pregnant.

She' such a good Girl
I had to look for the sign
That she's still virgin.

 

[Brickjectivity]

That she's still virgin
painting in a museum
Don't touch the painting!

 

[The Anointed]

That she's still virgin
painting in a museum
Don't touch the painting!

Don't touch the painting
For no other reason than
The painting's still wet

 

[Brickjectivity]

The painting's still wet
the kid just doesn't get it
green behind the ears

 

[dybmh]

Green behind the ears
Lampshade on my neighbor's head
Couch is now a bed

 

[Brickjectivity]

Couch is now a bed
floor is a bed and breakfast
so many people

 

[dybmh]

so many people
squeezie squeezie let me in
there's strength in numbers

 

[The Anointed]

so many people
squeezie squeezie let me in
there's strength in numbers

There's strength in numbers
Of that there can be no doubt
Ten knocks one man out.

 

[dybmh]

Ten knocks, one man out
No one home, that sure is odd
I smell home cooking