The Amazing Pseudo-Haiku Thread (Instructions in poll)

[dybmh]

When it's counterfeit
Scottish Custodian says
No turkey bacon

 

[Brickjectivity]

No Turkey bacon
two things turkeys cannot do
neither fly nor bake

 

[Brickjectivity]

I'm putting the instructions as a poll so that they will always be at the top of the thread.

This is a fun way to poetically "dance" with other members.

Instructions:

Pseudo Haiku = the only structure rule is they must be 3 lines of 5-7-5 syllables per line...topic can be anything of your choice.

The Chain= you must begin your pseudo-haiku using the last line of the poem before as the first line in yours.

I begin with:

a haiku a day (5 syllables)
will keep the doctor away (7 syllables)
verbal supplement (5 syllables)

you begin with:
verbal supplement​

 

[crossfire]

neither fly nor bake
fried shrooms, funky trip is spun,
just go cold turkey

 

[The Anointed]

neither fly nor bake
fried shrooms, funky trip is spun,
just go cold turkey

Just go cold turkey
While shivering and shaking
Know it's your making.

 

[Shadow Link]

Just go cold turkey
While shivering and shaking
Know it's your making.

Know it's your making
Dare to blend dream and waking
Shape that haiku fun

 

[The Anointed]

Know it's your making
Dare to blend dream and waking
Shape that haiku fun

Shape that haiku fun???
Don't know what you're taking 'Bout
It don't make sense son.

 

[Shadow Link]

Shape that haiku fun???
Don't know what you're taking 'Bout
It don't make sense son.

"It don't make sense son"
When five keep equaling six,
This bee so senseless!

 

[The Anointed]

"It don't make sense son"
When five keep equaling six,
This bee senseless!

Shape that haiku fun???...……. 5
Don't know what you're taking 'Bout...… 7
It don't make sense son...…...5

It don't make sense son...….5 .
When five keep equaling six.....7
This bee senseless...…...4

If this be senseless
And I will not be a bore
But why only four?

 

[The Anointed]

But why only four
And why edit post six eight
To add the word 'SO.'

I believe that posts
Should never be edited
Once proved to be wrong.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Once proved to be wrong
the tom tom is out of date
crashing through starbuck's

 

[Shadow Link]

Once proved to be wrong
the tom tom is out of date
crashing through starbuck's

Crashing through Starbucks
I was anointed with truth...
"Drink More Ovaltine!"

 

[The Anointed]

Once proved to be wrong
the tom tom is out of date
crashing through starbuck's

Crashing through Starbucks
The Whole Bean Coffee and tea
Were spilt over me.

 

[The Anointed]

Crashing through Starbucks
I was anointed with truth...
"Drink More Ovaltine!"

Drink More Ovaltine
The girl said to Shadow Link
It helps you to think.

 

[crossfire]

It helps you to think
No warning signs are needed
When one is mindful

 

[The Anointed]

It helps you to think
No warning signs are needed
When one is mindful

When one is mindful
And thinks to change the future
They are gullible.

 

[dybmh]

they are gullible
keebler elves and the golem
precious snacks are mine

 

[Brickjectivity]

precious snacks are mine
diving into a large vat
better than kingdoms

 

[The Anointed]

precious snacks are mine
diving into a large vat
better than kingdoms

Better than kingdoms
That wage war against others
Is the world of peace.

 

[dybmh]

is the world of peace
tired of being tardy
stop hitting the snooze