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The Abuse Clinic

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
@Revoltingest deserves this one that I saved back in the dark ages, aka 2000. Any insults to follow must be worthy of this.

From: [email protected]
Newsgroups: rec.pets.dogs.behavior
Subject: OT: Trolling Dogbutt
Date: Tue, 28 Nov 2000 20:22:24 GMT

Just wanted to thank Dogbutt for a free beer. I bet a friend I could get him to respond to every post I made about him, and Dogbutt responded very nicely. In response to losing a beer my friend sent me this to post for you Dogbutt.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. So stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid.

You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know."

Anyway.....thanks again Dogbutt. Yes, you can take comfort in that, having won my beer I am outta here. Go pee yourself with joy. I know, good riddance and all that blah blah blah. You were toooo easy Dogbutt. TROLL TROLL TROLL BOZO BOZO BOZO SH EATING DOG SH EATING DOG. There I sed it for you. Oh, good luck Jerry Howe. Keep up the good work!
Later..........
MArtog
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
The prior poster is a butt sniff'n, cat chase'n, lawn grenade taste'n, flea bitten,
worm infested, slipper chew'n, trash can overturn'n, mailman bite'n, car chase'n,
hair shed'n, toilet drink'n, sappy look'n, needs to be neutered, bone bury'n, yard
defile'n, porch set'n, fence jump'n, sofa wreck'n, stick chase'n, Rush Limbaugh
watch'n, donut steal'n, squirrel kill'n, obedience school drop-out.
 

Quetzal

A little to the left and slightly out of focus.
Premium Member
The prior poster is a butt sniff'n, cat chase'n, lawn grenade taste'n, flea bitten,
worm infested, slipper chew'n, trash can overturn'n, mailman bite'n, car chase'n,
hair shed'n, toilet drink'n, sappy look'n, needs to be neutered, bone bury'n, yard
defile'n, porch set'n, fence jump'n, sofa wreck'n, stick chase'n, Rush Limbaugh
watch'n, donut steal'n, squirrel kill'n, obedience school drop-out.
This guy again!? That banana skin tone'd, recedin hair linin, grounds keep'n, snot nosed, twinkle toed, libertarian read'n, bed wettin', puffied ear'd pervert!
 

BSM1

What? Me worry?
This guy again!? That banana skin tone'd, recedin hair linin, grounds keep'n, snot nosed, twinkle toed, libertarian read'n, bed wettin', puffied ear'd pervert!

Well, Mr. Rocketman? When the last you launched anything more than a few anemic and misconstrued vocal barbs?
 

Quetzal

A little to the left and slightly out of focus.
Premium Member
Well, Mr. Rocketman? When the last you launched anything more than a few anemic and misconstrued vocal barbs?
Around the last time you combed that 'cow lick', you slob!
 
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