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Texas zoo offers patrons opportunity to name roaches and rats after their ex

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Stevicus, Jan 25, 2021.

  1. Stevicus

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    Zoo offers to name roaches, rats after patrons' ex-lovers - UPI.com

    Well, here's a novel way of getting funds for the local zoo.

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  2. Altfish

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    I suspect they will be flooded by a lot of Donald, Don, Donny requests
     
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  3. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest I have the kavorka
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    Almost makes me wish I had an ex.
     
  4. Audie

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    You can have mine.
     
  5. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest I have the kavorka
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    You were married once (or more)?
     
  6. Audie

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    Didn't get past the engagement.

    I suppose you are angling for a discount.
     
  7. Twilight Hue

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    Biden wants to eat delicious Donny.
     
  8. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest I have the kavorka
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    Not married....that'd be "ex-lite".
    But congrats on avoiding the swab.
     
  9. Audie

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    Exlite. Good new word.

    Anyway, glad he is gone.
    Men have been such a
    disaster in my life.
     
  10. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest I have the kavorka
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    Seems like you need to run into a better class of them.
    Alas, the cretins are far more numerous. (Being one of
    them, I know.)
     
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  12. Stevicus

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    And now an animal shelter in Kentucky is getting in on the fun.

    Shelter offers to have cats poop on the names of donors' exes - UPI.com

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