Stroking my cat today, (who naturally stared at me with the mixture of contempt and demanding continued adoration all cats do to their owners) I had the idea of starting a thread on awful pet names.
What got me going was the idea of what cat name would be most inappropriate to shout out down the street. After wondering about calling out in the street for a cat named "Bin Laden", I settled on the idea that calling a cat "Anthrax" would be worse. "Anthrax the cat" does sound quite cool actually, but that is sure to get some attention.
What terrible pet names can you think of? Anything you'd be embarrassed calling out on your front porch to bring your cat or dog back in doors?
What got me going was the idea of what cat name would be most inappropriate to shout out down the street. After wondering about calling out in the street for a cat named "Bin Laden", I settled on the idea that calling a cat "Anthrax" would be worse. "Anthrax the cat" does sound quite cool actually, but that is sure to get some attention.
What terrible pet names can you think of? Anything you'd be embarrassed calling out on your front porch to bring your cat or dog back in doors?