TEOTWAWKI...all over again

[s2a]

I post this link only for those that see the fears of ebola in our good ole' US of A as imminent disaster and gummint' planned inevitability...

"Zombie Apocalypse" (and other bad endings...)

I have a plan...

Ignore or add upon as you wish

 

[oldbadger]

Prudent planning in case of TEOTWAWKI:

1) Stock plenty of booze.

you've had help with this.....

2) ...........people will ****** like monkeys. If a simple blackout in NYC can realize a "boom" in birthings nine months later...imagine what a world without football, Nintendo, or beer will bring about.

hmm..... I know that I've still a looker..... are you suggesting that I will be unsafe?

3) Get a bicycle.

I think I know who told you this.....

4) Get a crossbow,

Yep........ sounds like R helped you with this.... all of it.

5) Don't expect "the government" to save your bacon,

plagiarism! You';ve nicked Revolting's notes..... I thought so.

6) Get rid of any electronically dependent porn.

Now that ois a sensible suggestion.... I'll keep that one.

7) See #1, again.

...,..and that one.......

8) Buy and read Larry Niven's book(s),

Can I keep my collection of dark fetish mags by Miss Whiplash? OK?

9) [Optional, but reccommended} Send every person that is "hoping", "praying", or "expectantly planning" for TEOTWAWKI to occur sooner than later--to some remote island..

...I thought that you needed the crossbow for these...?

 

[sun rise]

TEOTWAWKI and I feel fine - to quote a song.

 

[s2a]

you've had help with this.....


hmm..... I know that I've still a looker..... are you suggesting that I will be unsafe?


I think I know who told you this.....


Yep........ sounds like R helped you with this.... all of it.


plagiarism! You';ve nicked Revolting's notes..... I thought so.


Now that ois a sensible suggestion.... I'll keep that one.


...,..and that one.......


Can I keep my collection of dark fetish mags by Miss Whiplash? OK?


...I thought that you needed the crossbow for these...?

In pure fairness to just lil' ole me...my "advice" (from 2007, check it ), far preceded any counsel then followed in "The Walking Dead" TV series.

And yes, in that apocalypse, you are burnt toast.

*ping*

 

[oldbadger]

In pure fairness to just lil' ole me...my "advice" (from 2007, check it ), far preceded any counsel then followed in "The Walking Dead" TV series.

And yes, in that apocalypse, you are burnt toast.

*ping*

I hope we get an hour's notice.
I want to go out smiling.

 

[s2a]

I hope we get an hour's notice.
I want to go out smiling.

The "beer goggles" will help in the first hour. After that, well...

I may have to eat your brain.