AmbiguousGuy
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[slightly revised]
A few years ago my attention was drawn to the question of the historicity of Jesus. I'd overheard some debates and I began to join in and ask questions. All my life I'd thoughtlessly followed the cultural assumption that Jesus actually existed around 30CE, so I was pretty surprised when I saw that the most powerful evidence seemed to be against Jesus. It slowly dawned on me that he was most probably a fiction. Since that time, I've floated my opinion around, wondering if anyone could batter it into a different shape, but so far I've heard little evidence or argument for the historical Jesus (HJ). Certainly none that has shifted my position.
Of course, it's just my opinion. What else could it be? But, curiously, I saw that my opinion seemed to anger some people. Actually it seemed to anger most everyone on the HJ side, which perplexed me at first. I'd thought that we were mostly beyond being angered by Jesus opinions one way or the other. But apparently there are real things at risk. Jobs, ministries, entire academic fields, career reputations... maybe even souls? Surely, I thought, these same people wouldn't be the least upset if I doubted the historicity of Robin Hood or Beowulf.
But that's all digression. I'm sure we'll see no such anger here in this thread.
The reason we are here, now, is that my friend Technomage has agreed to a one-on-one debate with me regarding the (non)historical Jesus. Pretty exciting. I tried to hire a Madison Avenue PR firm to do some promotion, but they hung up on me when they heard the subject matter. Tell all your friends to come and watch. If it goes well, we might do T-shirts.
I'm happy to be called 'Ambig' or 'AG' or any other thing, and I hope the Technomage is OK with 'Techno.'
So. Here are a couple of points which I find to be powerful arguments for my best guess about Jesus -- my Jesus Theory -- which is that Mark probably created Jesus, setting into 30 CE Jerusalem the character who was already central to the early Christian religion.
1) The Synoptic Gospels: Matthew, Mark and Luke. I write a little fiction, so I know what a pile of revisions looks like. For every story I've written, there is a box or an efile full of versions which look quite a bit like the finished story. Each one contains blocks of text which track, verbatim, blocks of text in the other versions... just as we find with the synoptic gospels.
I sit at my desk crafting my story, improving it, dramatizing it, finding new details which make it work better. No, I don't like the stone already rolled away from Jesus' tomb when the women arrive. Let's have an angel come and roll it away right in front of them! Yeah, I like that better.
So I conclude that Matthew and Luke are not any sort of arm's-length storytelling. Instead, they are revisions of Mark's original and probably-fictional story. Would you revise another guy's diary entry? Would you revise a news article? Probably not. You'd just write your own version of events. But you might revise an exciting new theological/fictional work, especially if you lived 2,000 years ago and gospel-writing were all the rage. In today's world, of course, gMatthew and gLuke could not be published at all. They'd be sued by Mark for plagiarism before they could be printed. I think of the gospels as a sort of shared fan fiction. Everyone was writing a gospel, as everyone for the past 100 years has wanted to write a new and better vampire story.
I consider all other gospels, including John, to be hopelessly distant in time from the supposed HJ. I take John no more historically than I take the Book of Mormon so far as evidence of the HJ. I also think Mark is suspiciously distant in time. I can see no reason to wait 40 years to write about a messiah, not if he were actually historical.
2) Paul's silence. By all accounts Paul was a fanatic. He loved the Christ during every millisecond of his waking life. He was downright infatuated. And everyone seems to agree that Paul was in Jerusalem, meeting with members of Jesus' entourage, shortly after 30 CE. So we know for a certainty that Paul would have sucked them dry for every last detail of Jesus' earthly ministry. He would have known everything about Jesus life and probably four or five versions of every major incident.
And yet Paul doesn't speak of a real, historical, 30CE Jesus.
Have you ever preached a sermon? I haven't, but I've listened to a bunch, sometimes listening to their rehearsals from distant rooms in the house. And I can tell you that preachers are always taking incidents from real life as the kernels of their sermons. If the dog bit the mailman, well, there's a way to use that in the Sunday morning sermon.
So why doesn't Paul go on and on about the 30CE historical Jesus, about events from his earthly life? As he speaks about the storm threatening his ship, why doesn't he say, "As the angry and chaotic mobs came for Jesus, so did the thunder and wind come for me."
Why does he seem unaware that a physical man was being claimed to have lived during his own lifetime? Well, because he wrote his letters before Mark came up with his story about a real man who lived just a few years earlier. That seems the most reasonable explanation.
And when we consider that some of the epistles were written by false Pauls, we can be even more sure that there was no real Jesus to describe during this time. One letter writer might have neglected to mention Jesus. But various letter writers, none of whom gave us any details of the 30 CE Jesus? That doesn't pass my straight-face test.
3) The Jerusalem Church is too soon. Its existence in Paul's time points to an earlier beginning.
4) Many Jewish messiahs have been claimed, but only one has succeeded. Why? Because -- unlike all the others -- he was fictional.
I could go on and on. By now my view of the HJ is turning into an actual theory. There are still lots of holes in it, of course, but that's the main reason I continue to debate it. Maybe I'm missing something.
If so, I'm sure Technomage will set me straight. Let's see.
A few years ago my attention was drawn to the question of the historicity of Jesus. I'd overheard some debates and I began to join in and ask questions. All my life I'd thoughtlessly followed the cultural assumption that Jesus actually existed around 30CE, so I was pretty surprised when I saw that the most powerful evidence seemed to be against Jesus. It slowly dawned on me that he was most probably a fiction. Since that time, I've floated my opinion around, wondering if anyone could batter it into a different shape, but so far I've heard little evidence or argument for the historical Jesus (HJ). Certainly none that has shifted my position.
Of course, it's just my opinion. What else could it be? But, curiously, I saw that my opinion seemed to anger some people. Actually it seemed to anger most everyone on the HJ side, which perplexed me at first. I'd thought that we were mostly beyond being angered by Jesus opinions one way or the other. But apparently there are real things at risk. Jobs, ministries, entire academic fields, career reputations... maybe even souls? Surely, I thought, these same people wouldn't be the least upset if I doubted the historicity of Robin Hood or Beowulf.
But that's all digression. I'm sure we'll see no such anger here in this thread.
The reason we are here, now, is that my friend Technomage has agreed to a one-on-one debate with me regarding the (non)historical Jesus. Pretty exciting. I tried to hire a Madison Avenue PR firm to do some promotion, but they hung up on me when they heard the subject matter. Tell all your friends to come and watch. If it goes well, we might do T-shirts.
I'm happy to be called 'Ambig' or 'AG' or any other thing, and I hope the Technomage is OK with 'Techno.'
So. Here are a couple of points which I find to be powerful arguments for my best guess about Jesus -- my Jesus Theory -- which is that Mark probably created Jesus, setting into 30 CE Jerusalem the character who was already central to the early Christian religion.
1) The Synoptic Gospels: Matthew, Mark and Luke. I write a little fiction, so I know what a pile of revisions looks like. For every story I've written, there is a box or an efile full of versions which look quite a bit like the finished story. Each one contains blocks of text which track, verbatim, blocks of text in the other versions... just as we find with the synoptic gospels.
I sit at my desk crafting my story, improving it, dramatizing it, finding new details which make it work better. No, I don't like the stone already rolled away from Jesus' tomb when the women arrive. Let's have an angel come and roll it away right in front of them! Yeah, I like that better.
So I conclude that Matthew and Luke are not any sort of arm's-length storytelling. Instead, they are revisions of Mark's original and probably-fictional story. Would you revise another guy's diary entry? Would you revise a news article? Probably not. You'd just write your own version of events. But you might revise an exciting new theological/fictional work, especially if you lived 2,000 years ago and gospel-writing were all the rage. In today's world, of course, gMatthew and gLuke could not be published at all. They'd be sued by Mark for plagiarism before they could be printed. I think of the gospels as a sort of shared fan fiction. Everyone was writing a gospel, as everyone for the past 100 years has wanted to write a new and better vampire story.
I consider all other gospels, including John, to be hopelessly distant in time from the supposed HJ. I take John no more historically than I take the Book of Mormon so far as evidence of the HJ. I also think Mark is suspiciously distant in time. I can see no reason to wait 40 years to write about a messiah, not if he were actually historical.
2) Paul's silence. By all accounts Paul was a fanatic. He loved the Christ during every millisecond of his waking life. He was downright infatuated. And everyone seems to agree that Paul was in Jerusalem, meeting with members of Jesus' entourage, shortly after 30 CE. So we know for a certainty that Paul would have sucked them dry for every last detail of Jesus' earthly ministry. He would have known everything about Jesus life and probably four or five versions of every major incident.
And yet Paul doesn't speak of a real, historical, 30CE Jesus.
Have you ever preached a sermon? I haven't, but I've listened to a bunch, sometimes listening to their rehearsals from distant rooms in the house. And I can tell you that preachers are always taking incidents from real life as the kernels of their sermons. If the dog bit the mailman, well, there's a way to use that in the Sunday morning sermon.
So why doesn't Paul go on and on about the 30CE historical Jesus, about events from his earthly life? As he speaks about the storm threatening his ship, why doesn't he say, "As the angry and chaotic mobs came for Jesus, so did the thunder and wind come for me."
Why does he seem unaware that a physical man was being claimed to have lived during his own lifetime? Well, because he wrote his letters before Mark came up with his story about a real man who lived just a few years earlier. That seems the most reasonable explanation.
And when we consider that some of the epistles were written by false Pauls, we can be even more sure that there was no real Jesus to describe during this time. One letter writer might have neglected to mention Jesus. But various letter writers, none of whom gave us any details of the 30 CE Jesus? That doesn't pass my straight-face test.
3) The Jerusalem Church is too soon. Its existence in Paul's time points to an earlier beginning.
4) Many Jewish messiahs have been claimed, but only one has succeeded. Why? Because -- unlike all the others -- he was fictional.
I could go on and on. By now my view of the HJ is turning into an actual theory. There are still lots of holes in it, of course, but that's the main reason I continue to debate it. Maybe I'm missing something.
If so, I'm sure Technomage will set me straight. Let's see.