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Super Bowl Halftime Show Put His Soul In Jeopardy

Discussion in 'Sports' started by Skwim, Feb 5, 2020.

  1. Skwim

    Skwim Veteran Member

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    "Right-wing radio host Dave Daubenmire is furious about the Super Bowl halftime show on Sunday that featured Shakira and Jennifer Lopez. He’s so mad, in fact, that he wants to sue the NFL for putting his soul in jeopardy:



    “I think we ought to sue,” he said. “Would that halftime show, would that have been rated PG? Were there any warnings that your 12-year-old son — whose hormones are just starting to operate — was there any warning that what he was going to see might cause him to get sexually excited?”

    Daubenmire declared that the halftime performance was a blatant example of anti-Christian discrimination because he should be able to watch the Super Bowl without having to see things that conflict with his values.

    So [football] concussions and the risk of chronic traumatic encephalopathy are perfectly in line with what Jesus wanted… but women dancing is a bridge too far. Got it.

    Hard to imagine what exactly he was expecting. Anyone who’s heard of either singer could’ve easily guessed what the show would look like.

    Good luck with that lawsuit, too. Who’s he mad at, anyway? The NFL? If that’s the case, why did he wait until now to complain? It’s not like there aren’t cheerleaders on the field every week.

    In any case, he added that he wants to sue for “$867 trillion.” I believe that’s one dollar per ounce of delusion."
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    And, of course, his twelve year-old son hasn't been watching internet porn for the last five years. Oh no, not his son.

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  2. Mestemia

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    Just another no body looking for 15 minutes of fame.
     
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    So sad.
     
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    Apparently a sterilized world that doesn't make horny teenaged boys horny. I suppose we should castrate all boys so we can do what we can to be done with those dirty, evil, sinful sexual thoughts.:rolleyes:
     
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    By that standard he could be sued every time he posts a video. Not one of his is free from serious concussion threat caused by excessive face palming.
     
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    I bet some were hoping for a wardrobe malfunction.
     
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    It is called a remote control. You hit the channel up/down or guide button to find another channel. Besides Shakira and Jennifer Lopez do not imply family friendly to anyone outside of those in sheltered lives. This guy is looking for a problem that only requires a mirror
     
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    What?? . . . Where am I. Doh! I watched the video. I should have known that one pair of oven mitts would not be sufficient protection
     
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