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Brickjectivity

wind and rain touch not this brain
Staff member
Premium Member
Is the electricity coming from an electric chair?
Its not necessarily coming from an electric chair. It could be from an electric eel or from a light socket. Another option is to rub one's feet upon a shag rug. Maybe we should discuss it in another thread?
 
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dybmh

דניאל יוסף בן מאיר הירש
In Games, Pictures, and Stories:

Angry Landscape Photography

The captions would be...

"Stupid trees"
"Stupid rocks"
"Stupid mountains"
 

mangalavara

सो ऽहम्
Premium Member
Have You Ever Passed An IQ Test?

Yes. Many of us can pass an QI test, whatever that is. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to continue writing this post while I am being a particular individual on RF.

I have a neighbor who sweeps his lawn with a broom and cuts the grass with the scissors.

Despite that, he's a great guy.


A fear of snow is perfectly rational.

How long is he out there cutting the grass?

I agree that a fear of snow is indeed perfectly rational.
 

JustGeorge

Not As Much Fun As I Look
Staff member
Premium Member
How long is he out there cutting the grass?

It takes him a long time... and he's out there frequently in fair weather. If he's not there with the scissors, he's there with the broom. But, he'll wave and ask you how you are when you pass.

Sometimes I wish he'd sweep the sidewalk, too. His tree drops acorns which break, and are hard on the feet.
 

The Sum of Awe

Brought to you by the moment that spacetime began.
It takes him a long time... and he's out there frequently in fair weather. If he's not there with the scissors, he's there with the broom. But, he'll wave and ask you how you are when you pass.

Sometimes I wish he'd sweep the sidewalk, too. His tree drops acorns which break, and are hard on the feet.
I understand it perfectly now, I too would rather cut the grass with scissors rather than pick up acorns.
 
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