Stupid Stuff

[JustGeorge]

This is the thread for stupid stuff!

Stupid jokes, stupid laws, stories of people doing stupid things, share it here!

I'm excluding politics, though. I don't even want to go there.

 

[Stevicus]

 

[The Sum of Awe]

 

[ChristineM]

 

[JustGeorge]

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Hey! That label is convenient...

 

[The Sum of Awe]

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I would probably be one to think for a year about getting that tattoo on my forehead, and then getting it after much contemplation.

 

[ChristineM]

I would probably be one to think for a year about getting that tattoo on my forehead, and then getting it after much contemplation.

I knew a guy who had a - - - - - cut here - - - - - tattoo on his throat.

 

[Rival]

The side to side dance you do trying to pass someone and figure out which side you're taking.

 

[The Sum of Awe]

The side to side dance you do trying to pass someone and figure out which side you're taking.

And then when you finally get by them, you tell them, "Thanks for the dance"

 

[Mock Turtle]

 

[John53]

 

[Secret Chief]

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I didn't realise someone was taking a picture of me.

 

[Debater Slayer]

 

[ChristineM]

I do like forklift fails...

 

[Exaltist Ethan]

Why did the dog go to school?
It was K-9.

I have a friend who checks everything twice. What's his name again?
Justin Kace.

I started a bisexual boy band.
We're going to call ourselves Two Directions.

That's my three standard jokes I make often. Take them or leave them.

 

[Secret Chief]

What does a grandfather clock do if it's hungry?

 

[The Hammer]

 

[Rival]

Omg this is brilliant.

 

[The Hammer]

 

[The Hammer]

Do. Not. Lick. Brass. In. Subzero. Temperatures.

You will lose your tongue.

Spoiler: Blood Warning: You Were Warned - The Warninging

Editing to add that I tertiarily knew the guy who did this. Happened at a Naval Base. Kid lost the first third of his tongue. For a dare, and clout.