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Stupid Questions

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by JustGeorge, Oct 3, 2022.

  1. JustGeorge

    JustGeorge Unknown Member
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    I know its said there are no stupid questions, but...

    ...my husband just asked me why there was jelly on the wall.

    Because we have three sons. Of course! What a silly question.

    Anyone ask you anything particularly dumb lately?
     
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    Why are the lines painted yellow on a road?

    Have you ever heard of Dio? (Had a Dio shirt on, btw)
     
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    I actually have a collection of dumb questions that I keep here:
    https://www.religiousforums.com/forums/site-feedback.344/
     
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  4. JustGeorge

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    Sometimes I will ask myself where I have hidden something, such as a measuring cup or a pair of glasses. Obviously if I knew where it was then I wouldn't be asking. I often ask myself about things that I don't know the answers to.
     
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    beenherebeforeagain Rogue Animist
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    "What are you doing?" when it's blatantly obvious what the person is doing.
     
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    Your first question may have an answer.......Some years back, they started pushing yellow softballs. The theory was, yellow was actually more visible than white......After a few years, the yellow softballs began to disappear. Apparently, yellow balls are not better than white balls......
     
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  9. JustGeorge

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    Actually sometimes I find what it looks like a person is doing and what that person is doing doesn't always match up.

    But again, I have three sons.
     
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    Fair enough, but when I'm mowing the lawn?

    I have made some rather sarcastic responses.
     
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    Just about every American I've met in person has asked me why don't Australians celebrate thanksgiving.
     
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    Balls are balls. They seem to be pointless regardless of color :p
     
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    Sorry. Couldn't resist. :p
     
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    C'mon. Americans now not only celebrate our own Independence Day but Mexico's Independence Day. :p
     
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    One of my best mates is American. He's more likely to ask me when I think we'll get around to legalising herbs...
     
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    Some guy asked me if I'd go out
    with him.

    As jf
     
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    Coz they aren't canadians
     
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    I asked Sam Jones what it was like snorting coke with a teddy bear.
    I did not get a silly, dumb response like I was anticipating. Instead ot was like I was a little kid again, back to the 80s and being lectured by the hero of the show about how bad drugs are and to stay away from them. Seriously, the dude literally told me it was a movie and not real. Really? I just asked you about snorting coke with a teddy bear and you're going to tell me it wasn't real? No ****?! It wasn't real?:rolleyes:
     
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    Someone calls you late at night. After 10 rings when you finally answer and say hello, they know by the sound of your voice you were sleeping but yet say "did I wake you" or "are you awake".
     
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    Revoltingest Abnormal before it was fashionable
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    "Does this dress make me look fat?"
     
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