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Stolen stuff.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by mrscardero, Jun 28, 2009.

  1. mrscardero

    mrscardero Kal-El's Mama

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    I think someone comes in our house and steals our stuff. Our doors are always locked. Am I paranoid or am I going crazy? I was rearranging our cabinets and I asked cardero where all our glasses went. I use the same glasses all the time. But I had bought a set when we first moved in that we hardly ever use. Now there's some missing so it's no longer a complete set. Even socks! Who would steal one sock? Why not take both? Silver ware! Forks are missing along with spoons. I just don't know where they went. I had to buy a new grill cover because our old one was missing. cardero thinks the wind took it away. If it did, where did it go? I looked every where outside. I think someone stole it. Anyone have this problem? I am still in the process of counting my underwears. I think I might be missing 2. I'm not sure yet.
     
  2. Valjean

    Valjean Veteran Member
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    Clearly you have an elf or gnome, possibly even a troll.
     
  3. monta

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    I had sock monster problems and decided to confound him by buying only black socks, then if you have 2 socks you have a pair right?

    No sock monsters are masters of mischief, when you only buy black socks the steal some of the dye out of some pairs to make them seem blue or grey they steal one of each. Maddening

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    An immature sock monster
     
  4. whereismynotecard

    whereismynotecard Treasure Hunter

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    You might want to talk to cardero. It seems he is taking your stuff and selling it on the black market. I bet you'll notice he's got some pretty new shoes you didn't think he could afford... >_>
     
  5. rojse

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    Wouldn't cardero give pretty shoes to his wife to get brownie points?
     
  6. Engyo

    Engyo Prince of Dorkness!

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    Actually, MrsCardero, what is happening is that your glasses and socks aren't missing. They have metapmorphosed into all of the extra clothes hangars, rubber bands and so on that are always appearing from nowhere. These are really lifeforms that have adapted to living with humans and have adopted protective camouflage so that we won't bother them.

    Really, this idea is the basis for a really neat sci-fi schort story I read once. The guy that figured this all out was going to go public with it, but he was found dead hanging in his closet with a coat hangar wrapped tight around his neck.
     
  7. mrscardero

    mrscardero Kal-El's Mama

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    Hmmm...maybe we should make a sci-fi story.

    I think there's an alternate universe. The other side is taking
    my stuff. About the troll, elf, mole and monster...that might
    be cardero. :D
     
  8. mrscardero

    mrscardero Kal-El's Mama

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    What I wouldn't mind is someone stealling one of the l's from my thread title Stollen. :thud:
     
  9. monta

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    I thought you were delibrately luring people with the promise of cake :D
     
  10. Quagmire

    Quagmire Imaginary talking monkey
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    you mean those cardero relix's i bought on ebay were stolen?
     
  13. mrscardero

    mrscardero Kal-El's Mama

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    You mean they made it to eBay? Dang cardero!
    Anything to make a buck. :rolleyes:

    For whom ever stole one of my l's....I thank thee.
    I also think someone stole one of my rice crispy treat package.

    I am going to put a camera up.
     
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