Sperm count drops 50 percent in U.S. and other parts of the world

[Quagmire]

Sperm count drops 50 percent in U.S. and other parts of the world

Any theories for why this is?

Ew! Ew! I got one!!!

The article says that men's sperm counts have been steadily dropping for the last 40 years.

40 years . . .

Right about the amount of time . . .

. . . most people in the third world . . .

. . . have been using . . .

(drum rolllllllll. . . . . . ..)





. . . CELL PHONES!!!!


Or not, could be something else. Just wanted to post this conspiracy theory before anyone else did.



So, what do you think is causing this?

 

[DavidFirth]

Probably we are evolving into asexual beings.

 

[columbus]

So, what do you think is causing thi

God is over the "be fruitful and multiply" thing.
That's also why The Gay.
God doesn't want a bunch of first world people, with all their "needs", trashing His beautiful Creation, so He's eliminating them. Slowly and peacefully.

Really, this couldn't be more obvious.
Tom

 

[Nakosis]

Sperm count drops 50 percent in U.S. and other parts of the world

Any theories for why this is?

Ew! Ew! I got one!!!

The article says that men's sperm counts have been steadily dropping for the last 40 years.

40 years . . .

Right about the amount of time . . .

. . . most people in the third world . . .

. . . have been using . . .

(drum rolllllllll. . . . . . ..)





. . . CELL PHONES!!!!


Or not, could be something else. Just wanted to post this conspiracy theory before anyone else did.



So, what do you think is causing this?

God's answer to global warming?

 

[Sunstone]

I blame feminists. I always blame feminists. For everything. Always.

 

[columbus]

Probably we are evolving into asexual beings.

Wouldn't that be convenient for us prudish people. I don't think it's true. I am looking at increasing amounts of dysfunctional sex, here in Jesus land. Just not procreation.
Tom

 

[Quagmire]

Just checked and apparently, cell phones didn't become mainstream until the early/mid 90's, so . . .

What did we start doing in the mid-70's that could have an effect like this?

let's see. . .

Listening to disco .. .

OF COURSE!!!! THE DAMN BEE GEES DID THIS TO US!!!!

 

[DavidFirth]

Wouldn't that be convenient for us prudish people. I don't think it's true. I am looking at increasing amounts of dysfunctional sex, here in Jesus land. Just not procreation.
Tom

Where is Jesus land?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I wonder if has anything to do with the post-WWII boom and introduction of so many chemicals into our lives and environments and all the chemicals and processed things we have been told are food?

 

[DavidFirth]

I wonder if has anything to do with the post-WWII boom and introduction of so many chemicals into our lives and environments and all the chemicals and processed things we have been told are food?

It could very well be. Good answer.

 

[Quagmire]

I wonder if has anything to do with the post-WWII boom and introduction of so many chemicals into our lives and environments and all the chemicals and processed things we have been told are food?

Nonsense: how could completely disrupting the balance of nature and introducing untold toxins into a species diet have any effect on it's reproductive capabilities?

Like I said: the BeeGees, it's the only thing that makes any sense.

 

[DavidFirth]

I think it important to note that the aforementioned study was not conducted in Asia and Africa, Asia being the most heavily populated continent on Earth by far.

 

[Erebus]

Do you think the people who do the pollen count look down on the sperm counters? Either way, tough jobs.

In all seriousness, it's because skinny jeans became trendy. Cuts off the blood supply you see.

 

[Quagmire]

Unless . . .

Does anybody know when John Wayne stopped making movies?

 

[DavidFirth]

I'm not a qualified authority on this subject since I got fixed and now I only shoot blanks.

 

[Quagmire]

I think it important to note that the aforementioned study was not conducted in Asia and Africa, Asia being the most heavily populated continent on Earth by far.

they probably don't listen to the BeeGees either.

 

[DavidFirth]

they probably don't listen to the BeeGees either.

Excellent point!

 

[Quagmire]

Excellent point!

It's all coming together now.

 

[Quagmire]

I wonder if the Russians invented disco and covertly exported it to the U.S.

and what role Donald Trump played in it all. . .

 

[Polymath257]

Sperm count drops 50 percent in U.S. and other parts of the world

Any theories for why this is?

Ew! Ew! I got one!!!

The article says that men's sperm counts have been steadily dropping for the last 40 years.

40 years . . .

Right about the amount of time . . .

. . . most people in the third world . . .

. . . have been using . . .

(drum rolllllllll. . . . . . ..)





. . . CELL PHONES!!!!


Or not, could be something else. Just wanted to post this conspiracy theory before anyone else did.



So, what do you think is causing this?

The main conjecture is that many of our pesticides are estrogen analogs. They get into the water and the estrogen decreases sperm counts.

As I heard one scientist said to a congressman: 'You will never be the man your mother was'.