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Solid gold toilet stolen in Britain

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Stevicus, Sep 14, 2019.

  1. Stevicus

    Stevicus Well-Known Member
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    Solid gold toilet worth $1.25 million stolen from palace in Britain

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    I guess what makes this story funny is that first, someone actually created and built a solid-gold toilet. Second, someone actually bought a solid-gold toilet. Third, someone actually stole a solid-gold toilet.

    I wonder where would the thieves go to fence such an item? Or would they just melt it down for the gold?
     
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    good
     
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  3. Landon Caeli

    Landon Caeli What's your stoyle?

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    Normally I discourage theft, but in this case, for some reason, I don't feel offended by the theft... Probably because it was such a stupid idea to make a toilet out of gold to begin with.
     
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  4. Stanyon

    Stanyon WWMHD?

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    A three minute limit to use the toilet?
    If I got the opportunity to use a solid gold toilet I'm going to take a dump which will take longer than three minutes-It would be art.
     
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  5. RoaringSilence

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    these are common in gulf countries , infact they would rate this one cheap coz its only 18 carat ...beneath their taste. A sheikh would probably have this in his driver's toilet.
     
  6. SalixIncendium

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    I can't decide what's more disappointing. The fact that someone stole the toilet or that someone made a solid gold toilet in the first place.
     
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  7. Debater Slayer

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    Clearly, one has to give a crap in order to make a gold toilet.
     
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  8. Revoltingest

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    What about the bidet?
     
  9. Stevicus

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    I had no idea that solid gold toilets were such a hot commode-ity
     
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    money = good , too much money = still fine , undeserved insane money = insanity.



     
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    Revoltingest Greased up & ready for action!
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    They are, but only among those who are flush with cash.
     
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  12. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Greased up & ready for action!
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    I see that I got a frubal from someone bowled over by my pun.
     
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  13. Guitar's Cry

    Guitar's Cry Verisimilitudinous

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    That's rich! Keep em flowing.
     
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  14. Ouroboros

    Ouroboros Coincidentia oppositorum
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    The golden throne.
     
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    I'm guessing it's perhaps a trophy. Because, really, you can't pawn that because it is too specific, and how would someone ever come across a lump of gold that big?
    Regardless, either way, I don't care because that story alone is hilarious. :D
     
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    If the thief is found... I wonder whether the judge will be able to order a sentence with a straight face.
     
  17. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    Point,. The missing loo is valued anywhere between £1.5 and £4.8 million. I am guessing its either the loo artist (joke there) on a tax fiddle or the (ex)owners talking to the insurance company*

    *Assuming it is insured and the british tax payer is not made to cough up for a replacement

    Another point, has anyone ever felt the weight of gold??? How did the theives manage to move a bulky and cumbersome 230 lbs of gold?
     
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  18. Stevicus

    Stevicus Well-Known Member
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    It may have been an inside job. I suspect the Ty-D-Bol Man was looking for ways to sweeten his retirement.

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    A cold, gold toilet seat. King Midas?
     
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  20. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    I guess rather chilly in the morning... perhaps something of a wake-up call.
     
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