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Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by SabahTheLoner, Sep 13, 2017.

  1. SabahTheLoner

    SabahTheLoner Master of the Art of Couch Potato Cuddles

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    A math teacher told his class jokes to see if he could make them laugh.

    No pun in ten did.

    Then i 8 Σ π, and it was good!
     
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  2. PopeADope

    PopeADope Habemus papam

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    I don't like you anymore. We're not friends *sniff* :(
     
  3. PopeADope

    PopeADope Habemus papam

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    Oh...I just got the joke :)
     
  4. sunrise123

    sunrise123 Darkness will pass. Dawn is almost here.
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    We may have to opun the door to a contest or at least something on which to puntificate.
     
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  5. Brickjectivity

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    Its sword of agar evading.
     
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    You ate sigma??
     
  7. Geoff-Allen

    Geoff-Allen Well-Known Member

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    Funny puns?

    Here's one from "1001 Funniest Things Ever Said" -

    A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose.

    “I think it's raining,” he said to his wife. ” No, that felt more like snow to me, ” she replied. “No, I'm sure it was just rain, he said. “Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a minor communist party official walking toward them. ” Let's not fight about it, ” the man said, “let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing. ” As the official approached, the man said, “Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?”

    “It's raining, of course, ” he answered and walked on. But the woman insisted: “I know that felt like snow!” To which the man quietly replied: “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!”

    :)
     
  8. Jedster

    Jedster Bazinga

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    sigma mans 'sum' in mathematics,
    sum becomes some


    so i 8 Σ π becomes I ate some pie

    QED
     
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  9. SabahTheLoner

    SabahTheLoner Master of the Art of Couch Potato Cuddles

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    Sum (Sigma means "sum of" in math)
     
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