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Silly Stories

YmirGF

Bodhisattva in Recovery
I use to tell my boys that if you find yourself naked in front of the world, give them a good show...
Mom always loved to say, "Honey, if you've got it. Flaunt it!" :)


Not exactly sure that we should dovetail those two ideas however....
 

Rival

se Dex me saut.
Staff member
Premium Member
I remember a friend, the same friend from the first incident, told me that she used to have fish when she was younger. She wondered that they might be bored drinking water all the time, so she poured her tea in the tank and accidentally killed them all.
 

beenherebeforeagain

Rogue Animist
Premium Member
Back when most telephones were still landlines, the phone rang one evening. I answered with a simple Hello.

The young woman on the other end asked if "Mr. Sarter" was there. I'm sure she meant Sartre.

I said, "Just a moment!" into the phone, then yelled, "Jean-Paul! Telephone call for you!" and laid the receiver on the table without hanging up.

She wasn't on the line when I came back about 10 minutes later, so I hung up...
 
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