Scientific proof the FSM is real.

[sun rise]

The Hardest Known Substance in the Universe – Nuclear Pasta

And now we know that the FSM has an anti-FSM twin as well as having defects in his noodles. Oh the wonders of modern science which has brought to us this religious enlightenment. And we even know where he lives - in neutron stars. Oh what joy.

This high density causes the material that makes up a neutron star, known as nuclear pasta, to have a unique structure. Below the crust, competing forces between the protons and neutrons cause them to assemble into shapes such as long cylinders or flat planes, which are known in the literature as ‘lasagna’ and ‘spaghetti,’ hence the name ‘nuclear pasta.’ Together, the enormous densities and strange shapes make nuclear pasta incredibly stiff.

 

[Brickjectivity]

The Hardest Known Substance in the Universe – Nuclear Pasta

And now we know that the FSM has an anti-FSM twin as well as having defects in his noodles. Oh the wonders of modern science which has brought to us this religious enlightenment. And we even know where he lives - in neutron stars. Oh what joy.

This high density causes the material that makes up a neutron star, known as nuclear pasta, to have a unique structure. Below the crust, competing forces between the protons and neutrons cause them to assemble into shapes such as long cylinders or flat planes, which are known in the literature as ‘lasagna’ and ‘spaghetti,’ hence the name ‘nuclear pasta.’ Together, the enormous densities and strange shapes make nuclear pasta incredibly stiff.

The universe is not Italian. God does not twirl spaghetti.

 

[viole]

The Hardest Known Substance in the Universe – Nuclear Pasta

And now we know that the FSM has an anti-FSM twin as well as having defects in his noodles. Oh the wonders of modern science which has brought to us this religious enlightenment. And we even know where he lives - in neutron stars. Oh what joy.

This high density causes the material that makes up a neutron star, known as nuclear pasta, to have a unique structure. Below the crust, competing forces between the protons and neutrons cause them to assemble into shapes such as long cylinders or flat planes, which are known in the literature as ‘lasagna’ and ‘spaghetti,’ hence the name ‘nuclear pasta.’ Together, the enormous densities and strange shapes make nuclear pasta incredibly stiff.

Yes, but what about M-Brane theory?

That would rather indicate a FLM (Flying Lasagna Monster), instead.

I know that FLM is heresy, but some respected scholars in pastology think He might be the true one.

Ciao

- viole

 

[sun rise]

Yes, but what about M-Brane theory?

That would rather indicate a FLM (Flying Lasagna Monster), instead.

I know that FLM is heresy, but some respected scholars in pastology think He might be the true one.

Ciao

- viole

I sense a holy war conducted at the dinner table.

 

[Revoltingest]

Yes, but what about M-Brane theory?

That would rather indicate a FLM (Flying Lasagna Monster), instead.

I know that FLM is heresy, but some respected scholars in pastology think He might be the true one.

Ciao

- viole

Or a higher dimensional brane.....the Flying Ravioli Monster.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I can see the Italian faction is posting at high speed.

 

[sun rise]

Naturally there will be those opposed who will turn antipasto into antipasta and preach it far and wide.

 

[Woberts]

Wait a second... why is this in the jokes section!?!?

 

[crossfire]

It's all a matter of taste. (delicious!)

 

[crossfire]

If you go with the classic Flying Spaghetti Monster (pasta be upon Him,) you get to point out that your god has bigger balls than someone else's god.

 

[sun rise]

Wait a second... why is this in the jokes section!?!?

Clearly I managed to insult a believer in the one true religion (according to you).

 

[crossfire]

Naturally there will be those opposed who will turn antipasto into antipasta and preach it far and wide.

But baby (artichoke) hearts are delicious! How can one demonize anyone who enjoys eating hearts of (artichoke) babies?

 

[crossfire]

But baby (artichoke) hearts are delicious! How can one demonize anyone who enjoys eating hearts of (artichoke) babies?

OK, so they are low-carb and gluten free. How can that possibly draw people away from His Noodly Goodness?

 

[crossfire]

...besides, you know the maxim: Pasta cannot come until the Antipasto comes first!

 

[exchemist]

Naturally there will be those opposed who will turn antipasto into antipasta and preach it far and wide.

Good point. The antipasta theory advanced in this thread is clearly rubbish, seeing as antipasti were already discovered in Italy centuries ago.

So the antipasto of spaghetti might be caponata, that of lasagne vitello tonnato, and so on.

 

[Nakosis]

The Hardest Known Substance in the Universe – Nuclear Pasta

And now we know that the FSM has an anti-FSM twin as well as having defects in his noodles. Oh the wonders of modern science which has brought to us this religious enlightenment. And we even know where he lives - in neutron stars. Oh what joy.

This high density causes the material that makes up a neutron star, known as nuclear pasta, to have a unique structure. Below the crust, competing forces between the protons and neutrons cause them to assemble into shapes such as long cylinders or flat planes, which are known in the literature as ‘lasagna’ and ‘spaghetti,’ hence the name ‘nuclear pasta.’ Together, the enormous densities and strange shapes make nuclear pasta incredibly stiff.

Can we start calling the non-believers Apastatics?

 

[crossfire]

Good point. The antipasta theory advanced in this thread is clearly rubbish, seeing as antipasti were already discovered in Italy centuries ago.

So the antipasto of spaghetti might be caponata, that of lasagne vitello tonnato, and so on.

There are many antipastos. That is how we know the Last (dinner) Hour has come! We know it will all end with Just Desserts!

 

[exchemist]

There are many antipastos. That is how we know the Last (dinner) Hour has come! We know it will all end with Just Desserts!

Just so.

And another thing: the different "shapes" of pasta all seem to obey Bose-Einstein statistics. I mean, who ever heard of a "spaghetto"?

 

[shunyadragon]

The universe is not Italian. God does not twirl spaghetti.

Waffles than?

 

[Regiomontanus]

But baby (artichoke) hearts are delicious! How can one demonize anyone who enjoys eating hearts of (artichoke) babies?

That looks really good.