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Road Trip

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Quetzal, Dec 7, 2017.

  1. Quetzal

    Quetzal A little to the left and slightly out of focus.
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    So there I was, riding shot gun with @Laika to the 4th annual Pine Cone Symposium, when all of a sudden @Revoltingest decided to get creative with his driving habits...
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  2. Stevicus

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    I thought Revoltingest was one of the more careful, slow drivers on the road.

    Me, on the other hand...this is how I drive:



    Since this is a religious forum, I think this is a far greater "test of faith" than any other. I remember a line from Blue Thunder: "You're really riding with the angels."
     
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  3. Laika

    Laika Well-Known Member
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    Don't worry Comrade. I've got it covered...

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  4. BSM1

    BSM1 Who's a good boy?

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    This is a lane change maneuver commonly known as the Scot's Leap. However, it usually does not end in that much property damage.
     
  5. Quetzal

    Quetzal A little to the left and slightly out of focus.
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    Yes, well... that is one way to avoid the morning traffic!
     
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  6. Quetzal

    Quetzal A little to the left and slightly out of focus.
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    We can clearly see the car that got struck was in the wrong here. Didn't get out of the way in time and we see what happened.
     
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    The bigger the gun, the righter the way! That's what I always say.
     
  8. Quetzal

    Quetzal A little to the left and slightly out of focus.
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    Right! I mean, who is going to get out of their car and lash at a driver... rolling around in a tank? Not me!
     
  9. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Ignorant Atheist Capitalist Libertarian Gearhead
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    That looks like a mini van.
    I don't drive mini vans!
    Now if that were a Camry, a Vibe, Mr Van, or a F350 plow truck.....
     
  10. Quetzal

    Quetzal A little to the left and slightly out of focus.
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    So now we have a mystery... who was in the mini van? @Wirey is my first suspect.
     
  11. Father Heathen

    Father Heathen uǝɥʇɐǝH ɹǝɥʇɐℲ

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    Reminds me of this:

     
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  12. Valjean

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    Late for an appointment, I presume...
     
  13. Laika

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    God, I so want to compensate for my insecurities with that beast. Especially if I can use it to go up to a drive through McDonalds and order a double cheese burger with extra fries. :D
     
  14. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Ignorant Atheist Capitalist Libertarian Gearhead
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    Looks like @Thief stealing a car
     
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    I hate to be at the end of that tank.
     
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    Police ain't got nothing on this run away.

    Call in the A-10s!
     
  17. Father Heathen

    Father Heathen uǝɥʇɐǝH ɹǝɥʇɐℲ

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    They were only able to get him because he got himself stuck on the concrete barrier along the median. He wouldn't surrender, and they were afraid he could manage to free the tank, so they popped the hatch and shot him. The surprising thing about the whole incident was that there were no fatalities other than the perpetrator himself.
     
  18. Father Heathen

    Father Heathen uǝɥʇɐǝH ɹǝɥʇɐℲ

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    A somewhat similar incident occurred about 10 years later:

     
  19. Thief

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    looks like my drive home on the weekend

    seriously
     
  20. David T

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    Old folks have an active imagination.
    bs this is Revoltingest driving. Yea yea yea he looks like an old lady but hey everyone that age looks like old men and women depending on camera angle so what. active-elderly-english-92-year-old-woman-walking-in-car-park-with-B3G5MH.jpg
     
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