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Revoltingest & Wirey Discuss Personal Growth

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Revoltingest, Jul 25, 2021.

  1. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Rival's Creepy Uncle
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    I've become quite adept at avoiding expressing any controversial opinions.

    Wirey:
    <silence>

    Rev:
    And my devotion to seriousness, while eschewing all humor is a complete success.

    Wirey:
    <fart noises>

    W/hat personal growth have you, fellow posters, experienced?
     
  2. Brickjectivity

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    I've learned to appreciate vegetables more than before. I can imagine fasting now and then for health reasons and may give it a go.
     
  3. Snow White

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    I learned that with the right amount of sugar consumption, and enough cheating, a wolverine can outrun a greased Scot.
     
  4. Debater Slayer

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    Greased Scots don't run; they glide!
     
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  5. fantome profane

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    I got this strange thing growing on my lower back.

    Too personal?
     
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  6. Wu Wei

    Wu Wei ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson

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    There can never be to many pick-a-nick baskets......
     
  7. Revoltingest

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    Impossible!
     
  8. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    I was 1ft 8 and a bit inches when i was born. I have personally grown to 5ft 10 inches
     
  9. fantome profane

    fantome profane Keep safe, and keep your neighbours safe.
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    Or enough oh’s in the word “tooo”
     
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  10. Martin

    Martin Spam, wonderful spam (bloody vikings!)

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    They say a nice hike in the country is good for your mental health....

     
  11. Martin

    Martin Spam, wonderful spam (bloody vikings!)

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    Well done! Jolly good show!
     
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  12. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    Bananananana is a bit like that, easy to start but difficult to know when to stop.
     
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  13. Snow White

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    Angry denial is the first step toward unwanted enlightenment.
     
  14. Revoltingest

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  15. Snow White

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    You poor, poor Scot... let me tell you something....

    In the movie Lord of the Rings: Return of the King, the Ring Wraith said that no man can kill it. Eowyn killed it and she said "I'm no man."

    Identity matters.

    So I can outrun a greased Scot. I just have to pretend I'm not an animal while doing so.
     
  16. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Rival's Creepy Uncle
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    People are animals.
    I have proof!
     
  17. RestlessSoul

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    Indeed. And the Three Weird Sisters told another famous Scotsman, that "none of woman born, shall harm Macbeth."
    His nemesis Macduff, however, was "from his mother's womb, untimely ripped." And did him in.
     
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