Revenge!

[Wirey]

Years ago I had to fire a guy for showing up drunk at work. He jumped in his car and tried to drive home, so the cops arrested him. Great day for that guy.

I just went to a job interview where he was one of the interviewers, and when he got a little contentious the other interviewers asked what was going on, so I told them. Yelling and recriminations followed from all. I doubt I'll be getting the job. Rats. It was 10 minutes from my door.

 

[Revoltingest]

Years ago I had to fire a guy for showing up drunk at work. He jumped in his car and tried to drive home, so the cops arrested him. Great day for that guy.

I just went to a job interview where he was one of the interviewers, and when he got a little contentious the other interviewers asked what was going on, so I told them. Yelling and recriminations followed from all. I doubt I'll be getting the job. Rats. It was 10 minutes from my door.

At least the interview was fun!

 

[David T]

Years ago I had to fire a guy for showing up drunk at work. He jumped in his car and tried to drive home, so the cops arrested him. Great day for that guy.

I just went to a job interview where he was one of the interviewers, and when he got a little contentious the other interviewers asked what was going on, so I told them. Yelling and recriminations followed from all. I doubt I'll be getting the job. Rats. It was 10 minutes from my door.

Ha... There are so many analogies and riffs off that one single instance it's crazy funny. That's a monty python skit right there. Hell what did it feel like to be in the middle of a skit? Oh wait I know that one, I experience it daily, I forgot for brief moment. Like when my insane ex.... Oh never mind, she had man hands.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Here's to hoping they fire him and hire you.

 

[Nakosis]

Years ago I had to fire a guy for showing up drunk at work. He jumped in his car and tried to drive home, so the cops arrested him. Great day for that guy.

I just went to a job interview where he was one of the interviewers, and when he got a little contentious the other interviewers asked what was going on, so I told them. Yelling and recriminations followed from all. I doubt I'll be getting the job. Rats. It was 10 minutes from my door.

So they got mad at you for telling the truth when asked a question?

Better to know now than later the type of people you would have been working with.

 

[Revoltingest]

Ha... There are so many analogies and riffs off that one single instance it's crazy funny. That's a monty python skit right there. Hell what did it feel like to be in the middle of a skit? Oh wait I know that one, I experience it daily, I forgot for brief moment. Like when my insane ex.... Oh never mind, she had man hands.

 

[Revoltingest]

So they got mad at you for telling the truth when asked a question?

Better to know now than later the type of people you would have been working with.

It might've been Wirey's fault if he went into full Kleeborg mode.
Especially without proper lubrication.

 

[David T]

Exactly!

 

[BSM1]

At least the interview was fun!

Always a silver lining...

 

[Jumi]

My last failed interview I had one of the interviewers just give me a death stare for one hour without asking anything while the other one just slooowly went through the whole job description and then asked if I still wanted the job...

 

[Enoch07]

Years ago I had to fire a guy for showing up drunk at work. He jumped in his car and tried to drive home, so the cops arrested him. Great day for that guy.

I just went to a job interview where he was one of the interviewers, and when he got a little contentious the other interviewers asked what was going on, so I told them. Yelling and recriminations followed from all. I doubt I'll be getting the job. Rats. It was 10 minutes from my door.

Hehe over 20 years ago when I was young and wild. I used to race people on the interstate. So one night a little black s-10 (almost identical to mine) pulled up and signaled he wanted to run. So off we go! I noticed 2 cops sitting on the ridge in front of us so I let off to slow down. The other guy fueled by his victory kept on going. A few miles down the road one of the cops pulled him over. And I was glad I let off when I did. Anyways a few weeks later I was at work. And a little s-10 pick up pulled up. It looked oddly familar. When the guy came up to report for community service all he said was "Nice truck....a-hole!" Turns out the cop clocked him at 110mph lol!

 

[Jonathan Ainsley Bain]

Years ago I had to fire a guy for showing up drunk at work. He jumped in his car and tried to drive home, so the cops arrested him. Great day for that guy.

I just went to a job interview where he was one of the interviewers, and when he got a little contentious the other interviewers asked what was going on, so I told them. Yelling and recriminations followed from all. I doubt I'll be getting the job. Rats. It was 10 minutes from my door.

Would it not have been better to try and help him with his problem in the first instance?
You could have gained a friend.

 

[BSM1]

Would it not have been better to try and help him with his problem in the first instance?
You could have gained a friend.

You ever try to deal with a drunk?

 

[Grandliseur]

Years ago I had to fire a guy for showing up drunk at work. He jumped in his car and tried to drive home, so the cops arrested him. Great day for that guy.

I just went to a job interview where he was one of the interviewers, and when he got a little contentious the other interviewers asked what was going on, so I told them. Yelling and recriminations followed from all. I doubt I'll be getting the job. Rats. It was 10 minutes from my door.

Here is another thing for you to say 'rats' about. Your spelling! Your stated religion is: "God-Fearing Athiest". But, maybe I am just ignorant, and there is something called, 'athiest'. If this is the case, let me know what these people believe. I know what an atheist is.

Your story was one of those things in life that is funny without being actually funny.