Bishka
Veteran Member
Two mothers were comparing child-rearing notes. "I just can't seem to get my children' attention," said one. "They stay mesemerized in front of the TV set. I say things to them and call for them, and they're oblivious to every word."
"Try sitting in an easy chair and looking like you're relaxed," said the other "That gets my children's attention, without fail."
"Try sitting in an easy chair and looking like you're relaxed," said the other "That gets my children's attention, without fail."