Recruit me to your team...

[lewisnotmiller]

It seems now that you have to take a position on everything. Near as I can tell, this involves having a reflex reaction to anything posted by the other side, and embracing confirmation bias by careful selection of media sources.

Note : 'media' appears to be an umbrella term encompassing anything ever printed or spoken. Thoughts are not covered. Yet.

So bugger it. I'm sick of being homeless. Recruit me to your team and we'll smite the socialist/conservative/hetero/homo/theist/atheist/human/alien/male/female/fluid/southern/northern/eastern/western/central scum together.

Who wants a new recruit of dubious talent but boundless energy?!
Err...actually, boundless is probably stretching it. Bounded. Bounded energy.

Anyone?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Anyone?

I've got really yummy cookies (not really, they're kind of bitter and blugh) that will make you chill and mellow and not really care for being on anyone's team, except team Jimi, Sabbath, Pink Floyd, and Zeppelin.

 

[Rival]

Windows is awesome. Use Windows. We have...um...I mean we can give.....uh....well, well we can offer you a wide range of bloatware and ads on an OS designed to fail.

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[Enoch07]

Who wants a new recruit of dubious talent but boundless energy?!

Granny is interested in recruitment!

Spoiler: Adult themes

 

[Tumah]

Recruit me to your team and we'll smite the socialist/conservative/hetero/homo/theist/atheist/human/alien/male/female/fluid/southern/northern/eastern/western/central scum together.

Join the Red Team! You'll get a free Red Team Field Manual for only $9.50!!!

 

[sun rise]

Join my team. We have the best parties with all that implies. And we have the best next day recovery program as well so you can be prepared for the next night's party. Who could beat this:

 

[Martin]

You could become a brain specialist.

 

[Tumah]

Windows is awesome. Use Windows. We have...um...I mean we can give.....uh....well, well we can offer you a wide range of bloatware and ads on an OS designed to fail.

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Who can resist an OS that comes with one (1) useful command line interface and (1) useless command line interface!
That's two (2) for only 140 times the price of an OS that comes with only (1) CLI and the option to add many others free!

 

[sun rise]

Join my team. We have the best parties with all that implies. And we have the best next day recovery program as well so you can be prepared for the next night's party. Who could beat this:

But if that's too wild for you, we also have the best parties filled with erudite learned individuals discoursing on the issues of the day:

 

[Rival]

Who can resist an OS that comes with one (1) useful command line interface and (1) useless command line interface!
That's two (2) for only 140 times the price of an OS that comes with only (1) CLI and the option to add many others free!

OK, you made me laugh twice in this thread. I now have a half hour to get ready for going out for the day since I preferred to read your posts. Don't worry, when I come home I'll take my revenge. I'll put Windows ME on your laptop when you're out of the room. Trust me, you can only take so many blue screens of death.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I'll put Windows ME on your laptop when you're out of the room.

I think that might qualify you as the most hideously evil person alive. In all of history, perhaps. It would be more merciful and humane to just upgrade him.

 

[Estro Felino]

My team prescribes:
- Be yourself
- Be original
- Don't imitate others

 

[mikkel_the_dane]

I don't believe in teams.
If you like you and I can check how much we can agree on. That is about it.

 

[Jim]

I can’t recruit you to my team. You’re already on it.

 

[Darkforbid]

OK, you drive a hard bargain! Let's make £250,000 and you're in

 

[Neutral Name]

It seems now that you have to take a position on everything. Near as I can tell, this involves having a reflex reaction to anything posted by the other side, and embracing confirmation bias by careful selection of media sources.

Note : 'media' appears to be an umbrella term encompassing anything ever printed or spoken. Thoughts are not covered. Yet.

So bugger it. I'm sick of being homeless. Recruit me to your team and we'll smite the socialist/conservative/hetero/homo/theist/atheist/human/alien/male/female/fluid/southern/northern/eastern/western/central scum together.

Who wants a new recruit of dubious talent but boundless energy?!
Err...actually, boundless is probably stretching it. Bounded. Bounded energy.

Anyone?

LOL!! I try to look up sources other than media whenever possible. I'm glad that you are a free thinker.

 

[Tumah]

OK, you made me laugh twice in this thread. I now have a half hour to get ready for going out for the day since I preferred to read your posts. Don't worry, when I come home I'll take my revenge. I'll put Windows ME on your laptop when you're out of the room. Trust me, you can only take so many blue screens of death.

 

[Rival]

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There is no rating for what I felt when I saw this so have that one.

 

[sealchan]

It seems now that you have to take a position on everything. Near as I can tell, this involves having a reflex reaction to anything posted by the other side, and embracing confirmation bias by careful selection of media sources.

Note : 'media' appears to be an umbrella term encompassing anything ever printed or spoken. Thoughts are not covered. Yet.

So bugger it. I'm sick of being homeless. Recruit me to your team and we'll smite the socialist/conservative/hetero/homo/theist/atheist/human/alien/male/female/fluid/southern/northern/eastern/western/central scum together.

Who wants a new recruit of dubious talent but boundless energy?!
Err...actually, boundless is probably stretching it. Bounded. Bounded energy.

Anyone?

Follow your bliss. Join those who for the moment happen to be walking your way.

 

[Jim]

Follow your bliss. Join those who for the moment happen to be walking your way.

This.