Random Thoughts

[sun rise]

Word of the day

 

[Wu Wei]

If I keep sitting here I will fall asleep

 

[Wirey]

Do Chinese people call Chinese food "food"?

 

[sun rise]

My wife refuses to eat my cooking. More for me.

 

[Wirey]

When a dog licks your face, is he expressing affection or cleaning fermented dog poop off of his tongue?

 

[Revoltingest]

Hostas sure take a long time to mature.

 

[Wu Wei]

My brain hurts

 

[sun rise]

I need to do something useful to get rid of this urge to throttle people who richly deserve it.

 

[Revoltingest]

I need to do something useful to get rid of this urge to throttle people who richly deserve it.

Will it help if I stop posting soon?
Must go do some work.

 

[sun rise]

Will it help if I stop posting soon?
Must go do some work.

You're just misguided.

 

[Wu Wei]

provolone

 

[Wirey]

If grass could scream, would we still mow it?

 

[Wu Wei]

Do Chinese people call Chinese food "food"?

Nope they call it 餐饮

 

[Wirey]

I wonder if the guy who invented the duck call came up with it right after farting?

 

[Revoltingest]

If grass could scream, would we still mow it?

More often.

You see, people are vegetarians not because they love animals.
It's that they hate plants.

 

[SalixIncendium]

Thanks to @Revoltingest, I now want poutine.

 

[Revoltingest]

Thanks to @Revoltingest, I now want poutine.

Careful.....it's the gateway food to muktuk.

 

[SalixIncendium]

Careful.....it's the gateway food to muktuk.

I just Googled that...and promptly threw up a little in my throat.

 

[Revoltingest]

I just Googled that...and promptly threw up a little in my throat.

If you can't handle that, then do not google "Tim Hortons".

 

[Wirey]

I wonder if babies think they've been kidnapped by giants?