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Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by SalixIncendium, Aug 13, 2017.

  1. SalixIncendium

    SalixIncendium Temet Nosce

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    ITT we post miscellaneous random thoughts that pop into our heads in our day-to-day lives. Feel free to respond to any random thought. I'll start:



    Why do sock manufacturers sell socks in resealable bags? Is there a freshness concern?
     
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  2. Terese

    Terese ॐ ātmā na deho'smi viṣṇu-śeṣo-parigrahaḥ
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    Dinosaurs have feathers you shmucks! :D
     
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    columbus Conservative Catholic from Hell

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    A dream that my partner's phone alarm was going off woke me up at 5am this morning. He wasn't even home at the time. I couldn't get back to sleep afterwards. So I will be a little tired and cross this evening.
    Tom
     
  4. BSM1

    BSM1 Who's a good boy?

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    What does this button do?
     
  5. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Ignorant Atheist Capitalist Libertarian Gearhead
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    Looking at me toes, it's clear that I should'a spent even less time in shoes than I did.
     
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    Deidre Follow thy heart

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    Where am I?
     
  7. Thief

    Thief Rogue Theologian

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    on a 3x5 card on a bulletin board.....

    Why is there never enough time to do the job right.....
    but always enough time to do it over
     
  8. BSM1

    BSM1 Who's a good boy?

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    How many times did someone have to re-write this card?
     
  9. Thief

    Thief Rogue Theologian

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    it's been 40yrs since I've seen it

    it should be a poster by now
     
  10. SalixIncendium

    SalixIncendium Temet Nosce

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    I'm astounded this person can even find North Korea on a map. *headdesk*

    [​IMG]
     
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  11. Wirey

    Wirey Fartist

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    If your testicles were on your forehead what would a baseball hat look like?
     
  12. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Ignorant Atheist Capitalist Libertarian Gearhead
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    If there really were a god, women would each have 3 hooters....the usual 2 in front, & one in the back for dancing.
     
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  13. SalixIncendium

    SalixIncendium Temet Nosce

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    I'm hungry, but too lazy to get up and make something.

    Someone bring me food!
     
  14. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Ignorant Atheist Capitalist Libertarian Gearhead
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    Daughter is visiting in a couple days.
     
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    DavidFirth Well-Known Member

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    That's about it for me...
     
  16. Wirey

    Wirey Fartist

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    If I kill animals so I can feed them to other animals, but I'm a vegetarian, is it moral?
     
  17. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Ignorant Atheist Capitalist Libertarian Gearhead
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    That's actually been covered in this documentary....
     
  18. Curious George

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    Have we forgotten how to rewind?!?
     
  19. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Ignorant Atheist Capitalist Libertarian Gearhead
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    I tape TV shows without tape.
     
  20. sunrise123

    sunrise123 Darkness will pass. Dawn is almost here.
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    Are tape worms good for one's health or bad?
     
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