Random Meaningless Insults To Posters

[Brickjectivity]

Hey, John, have you considered carrying a personal fire extinguisher in case your deodorant spontaneously ignites?

Hey, John, next time you go to a funeral please dial down your deodorant. Let the corpse have everyone's attention for a tiny second.

Hey, John, sure would be nice if we could hear the preacher instead of his sneezing.

Hey, John, when you go skiing does the snow turn pink behind you? Because it smells like rose petals.

 

[JustGeorge]

@John53 's a big baby and he poops his pants.

(The popular insult in my home these days.)

 

[John53]

A man’s three children are wondering how they got their names.

“Daddy, why is my name Violet?” the first child asks.

“Because a violet fell on your head when you were born, dear,” her father answers.

“Daddy, why is my name Rose?” the second child asks.

“Because a rose fell on your head when you were born, dear,” her father answers.

“My favourite colour is potato,” the third child says.

The Father yells, “Shut up, @Brickjectivity !”

 

[Revoltingest]

@Viker is a piker, striker, & a hiker , but not a biker.

 

[John53]

@ChristineM hangs around with old men on internet forums.

 

[Revoltingest]

And unlike @ChristineM, @John53 failed the pencil test.
Don't ask me how I know these things.
But lets just say, the janitor always knows your secrets.

 

[John53]

And unlike @ChristineM, @John53 failed the pencil test.
Don't ask me how I know these things.
But lets just say, the janitor always knows your secrets.

Eyes off my man boobs you pervert.

 

[Revoltingest]

Eyes off my man boobs you pervert.

Oh, that brought a smile.

I you dint want me to look at them,
you shouldn't have dressed that way.
BTW, they're called "moobs".
And you carry a "murse".

 

[Viker]

@Viker is a piker, striker, & a hiker , but not a biker.

Yer a riddy! Yer bums oot the windae! Away an bile yer heid!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Viker's toes are double jointed. That's why her playing cards are so stinky.

 

[Brickjectivity]

God and Satan were divvying up the souls that would one day live on earth. It was a very ugly joint custody case, and they weren't getting along very well or enjoying the process. Their lawyers were there making 300 an hour, and the judge was disappointing to all concerned. It was a long and arduous process, and towards the end Satan was losing his temper about it. So God, in an extreme attempt to calm Satan down said that towards the end of the world Satan could have control of RF as long as no porn was allowed. Or American style cussing.

@GOD

 

[Wu Wei]

@Revoltingest is a blathering blatherskite banjo besmirching bongo basher bent on bullying bandicoot

 

[John53]

I don't trust Missouri, it has more vowels than consonants and they stole a city from Kansas.

 

[Revoltingest]

@Revoltingest is a blathering blatherskite banjo besmirching bongo basher bent on bullying bandicoot

Bravo, Booboo Bear!

 

[Wu Wei]

Bravo, Booboo Bear!

Pie hole....shut it

 

[Revoltingest]

Pie hole....shut it

You had no alliteration there.

 

[John53]

@Stonetree has been promoted to forum floosie.

 

[Hold]

I don't trust Missouri, it has more vowels than consonants and they stole a city from Kansas.

...An alphabetosis flare up ?

 

[Hold]

@John53 's a big baby and he poops his pants.

(The popular insult in my home these days.)

....What's the matter with pooping your pants?

 

[JustGeorge]

....What's the matter with pooping your pants?

Because they're my pants!

Go poop @Brickjectivity 's pants.