Quote of the day

[Geoff-Allen]

"To the mind that is still, the whole universe surrenders."

~ Lao Tzu

 

[Geoff-Allen]

"We often take for granted the very things that most deserve our gratitude."

~ Cynthia Ozick

 

[Geoff-Allen]

"Gratitude helps you to grow and expand; gratitude brings joy and laughter into your life and into the lives of all those around you."

~ Eileen Caddy

 

[Geoff-Allen]

"I want to die before my wife, and the reason is this: If it is true that when you die, your soul goes up to judgement, I don't want my wife up there ahead of me to tell them things."

~ Bill Cosby

Humorous quotations @ WorkingHumor.com

 

[Geoff-Allen]

"It's never too late to have a happy childhood."

~ Berkeley Breathead

 

[Geoff-Allen]

"Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment."

~ Grenville Kleiser

 

[Geoff-Allen]

From another thread - thanks Christine!

"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."

~ Albert Einstein

 

[Geoff-Allen]

"I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability."

~ Oscar Wilde

 

[ChristineM]

From another thread - thanks Christine!

"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."

~ Albert Einstein

The corollary is a computer, i have been known to spends 10 minutes at the keyboard before hubby starts complaining that I've been working for hours.

 

[Geoff-Allen]

The corollary is a computer, i have been known to spends 10 minutes at the keyboard before hubby starts complaining that I've been working for hours.

That's relativity too!

 

[ChristineM]

That's relativity too!

There is a lot of it about

 

[ChristineM]

If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
- Steven Wright

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
- Lily Tomlin

 

[Brickjectivity]

"People who play Scrabble cannot be trusted" --anonymous

 

[Geoff-Allen]

If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
- Steven Wright

Love his stuff!

In fact I do believe I posted some in this very thread - ages ago ...

Thanks!

 

[Geoff-Allen]

"When I get real real bored I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I’m leaving."

Here's a few more -

20 of Steven Wright's Funniest Jokes

it's an interesting site - try "Big Questions" ...

Enjoy!

 

[Geoff-Allen]

"Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that."

~ MIchael Leunig

Here's his site -

Pants on Fire - Leunig

Cheers!

 

[ChristineM]

Philosophy of science is about as useful to scientists as ornithology is to birds.
- Richard Feynman

 

[Geoff-Allen]

"I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way so I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."

Found on this page -

Funny One Liner Jokes (Hilarious One Liners!) | LaffGaff

 

[Geoff-Allen]

"Normal people are the perfect guide to how to live. You just watch what they do and do the opposite."

~ Anon

 

[Geoff-Allen]

"We must each lead a way of life with self-awareness and compassion, to do as much as we can. Then, whatever happens we will have no regrets."

~ Dalai Lama