Questions for the mods

[Wirey]

1. If you were stranded on a desert island and had to eat food prepared by one poster (non-mod) who would it be, and why?

2. If you could give problem-child posters rectal warts via the internet, would you? If yes, would you chortle evilly afterwards?

3. Do you get paid enough to check posts like "Gay people cause cancer" and "God is a fairy tale" for signs of intelligence?

4. Is this thing on my neck getting bigger?

5. For the lady mods, how you doin'?

 

[LuisDantas]

If yes, would you chortle evilly afterwards?

Are you suggesting I should wait until such a time?

 

[Deidre]

Must be a slow day at the north pole, snowman.

 

[4consideration]

1. If you were stranded on a desert island and had to eat food prepared by one poster (non-mod) who would it be, and why?

I'm going have to with Revoltingest on that one. He posts some of the most delicious looking pics of food, so I think he has good taste in food...and I'd get to watch the way he wiggles when he works.

2. If you could give problem-child posters rectal warts via the internet, would you? If yes, would you chortle evilly afterwards?

No.

My diabolical fantasy in such situations involves use of the theme song from the kid's show, Barney, in an endless loop. (I Love You, You Love Me...) I know it's cruel. It's my fantasy. Don't judge me!

3. Do you get paid enough to check posts like "Gay people cause cancer" and "God is a fairy tale" for signs of intelligence?

No. I don't check posts for signs of intelligence.

No amount of money would be worth it. Wait, no amount of money is what we get...so...yes? Now, I'm confused.

4. Is this thing on my neck getting bigger?

No. It looks like a booger. Just scratch it, and it'll probably come off.

5. For the lady mods, how you doin'?

I could use a foot massage...wait... be a dear, and get the neck and shoulders first. Thanks.

 

[Wirey]

Must be a slow day at the north pole, snowman.

Talkin' 'bout my pole, huh? I like where this is going!

How you doin'?

 

[Quagmire]

1. If you were stranded on a desert island and had to eat food prepared by one poster (non-mod) who would it be, and why?

Hmmmm, trying to think who would be the least likely to try and poison me . . .

2. If you could give problem-child posters rectal warts via the internet, would you?

Yes, although I would much rather give them carpal tunnel.

[2.b] If yes, would you chortle evilly afterwards?

Before, during, and afterwards.

3. Do you get paid enough to check posts like "Gay people cause cancer" and "God is a fairy tale" for signs of intelligence?

I don't think you really understand what this job is about.

4. Is this thing on my neck getting bigger?

If it starts sprouting fur and telling you to do things in the forum that you know you shouldn't, I would worry.

Why are you looking at my avatar?

5. For the lady mods, how you doin'?

They're doing how I tell them they're doing, I'm an admin.

(I should probably insert a smiley here)



((maybe later))

 

[4consideration]

They're doing how I tell them they're doing, I'm an admin.

(I should probably insert a smiley here)



((maybe later))

My feet hurt, and I'm waiting for a foot massage. I hope you don't plan on keeping me waiting too long. I'm patient, but I do have my limits.

 

[Quagmire]

My feet hurt, and I'm waiting for a foot massage. I hope you don't plan on keeping me waiting too long. I'm patient, but I do have my limits.

pfft, that's only because I ORDERED you to want a foot massage.

 

[4consideration]

pfft, that's only because I ORDERED you to want a foot massage.

I am co-operative.

Now. Please show us how a manly-man handles business.

I'm just trying to help.

 

[oldbadger]

2. If you could give problem-child posters rectal warts via the internet, would you? If yes, would you chortle evilly afterwards?,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Bloody Hell Wirey.
Why did you have to give 'em ideas like this?
My bum's beginning to itch already!

 

[Quagmire]

I am co-operative.

Now. Please show us how a manly-man handles business.

I'm just trying to help.

Yes ma'am, soon as I'm done washing the dishes and scrubbing the kitchen floo. . .

I mean, um, as soon as I'm done doing manly things and such.

 

[4consideration]

Yes ma'am, soon as I'm done washing the dishes and scrubbing the kitchen floo. . .

I mean, um, as soon as I'm done doing manly things and such.

Cool.

Carry on.

(Btw, Quag...I wouldn't dream of ordering you around. OK...that's a lie... I do dream of it. )

 

[Quagmire]

Cool.

Carry on.

(Btw, Quag...I wouldn't dream of ordering you around. OK...that's a lie... I do dream of it. )

I'm the stuff of dreams.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I'm the stuff of dreams.

*ponders*

Scarlett Johansson...is that really you?

 

[lewisnotmiller]

1. If you were stranded on a desert island and had to eat food prepared by one poster (non-mod) who would it be, and why?

I think it'd be @DreadFish. I could fry him up in a little pan and....
Ooops. I misread the question. Nevermind.

2. If you could give problem-child posters rectal warts via the internet, would you? If yes, would you chortle evilly afterwards?

We have no problem-child posters here, @Wirey. We merely have banned posters waiting to happen. But yes and yes.

3. Do you get paid enough to check posts like "Gay people cause cancer" and "God is a fairy tale" for signs of intelligence?

I'm confused. Am I supposed to moderate my own threads now?

4. Is this thing on my neck getting bigger?

Well, yes, but that's only because you keep playing with it. I'd suggest a cold spoon can shrink it back down.

5. For the lady mods, how you doin'?

I feel vilified and ignored by this.
*flashes a little leg*
Sure you don't wanna buy me a drink?

 

[DreadFish]

I think it'd be @DreadFish. I could fry him up in a little pan and....
Ooops. I misread the question. Nevermind.

I think we've got a Jonah-esque story about to happen here...