Flappycat
Well-Known Member
Oh, but Dd! The APA is just being self-reliant and taking responsibility for its individual interests! You can't fault them for that, silly! You're a good, little libertarian and can't criticise people for innocently trying to bring in a happy, little profit. I can. The solution to the illness is to do away with the holiday altogether. The emo rubbish is sickening, and it doesn't come to the least bit of good. In other words, HUMBUG!
As for the APA, I think it's good of them to finally make the observation. It's our first step toward altogether giving it the toss. Economy? People purchasing useless rubbish they don't need? HAH! That's not good economy. That's waste. For that matter, it does more for China's economy than anything else because they're the knick knack capital of the world. Practically anything you'd get on the holiday is either made in China or comes from a company based in Japan.
The New Year, on the other hand, is a different matter. Why? It's about sex and booze, is why. You can't go wrong with sex and booze if you want a hap-hap-happy as a fat porker holiday. Here's something else I'd suggest to make the holiday season a bit happier: a sporting event, YEAH! Nothing makes middle-aged closet homosexuals happy like grown men in shiny, form-fitting uniforms chasing each other around in a pretty, green field. Also, let's skip the big meal and have Christmas Nascar! Kids under eighteen get in for free! That makes rednecks happy! It really does! There's the true spirit of Christmas for you, baby!
And then we can pay more attention to the fireworks display. Why the fireworks display? Simple: it's something that people actually don't have to pretend to like, and it's the ultimate family event. We can have Christmas barbeque because people actually LIKE them! Skip the rubbish the old ladies cart out every year, and let the old men at the grill because men actually know how to cook! They just pour the weirdest possible seasonings on meat in large amounts and stab anyone who doesn't like it with one of the bones. That's cooking!
People LIKE being barbarians. That's why they ACT like barbarians. To make people HAPPY, let them act like barbarians, and give them some good, old-fashioned, barbarian holiday entertainment. That'll cure the whole thing. It'll be the happiest part of the year, and everyone will act like it. The reason people are depressed is that the current holiday traditions are made up of tawdry rubbish, standards that nobody really wants to meet, and movies about poor people and divorce!
Most importantly, the maudlin rubbish has got to go. It's just gotta go. I don't know what you did with it this time, but, this year, skip it. Skip it entirely, and just have a good time.
As for the APA, I think it's good of them to finally make the observation. It's our first step toward altogether giving it the toss. Economy? People purchasing useless rubbish they don't need? HAH! That's not good economy. That's waste. For that matter, it does more for China's economy than anything else because they're the knick knack capital of the world. Practically anything you'd get on the holiday is either made in China or comes from a company based in Japan.
The New Year, on the other hand, is a different matter. Why? It's about sex and booze, is why. You can't go wrong with sex and booze if you want a hap-hap-happy as a fat porker holiday. Here's something else I'd suggest to make the holiday season a bit happier: a sporting event, YEAH! Nothing makes middle-aged closet homosexuals happy like grown men in shiny, form-fitting uniforms chasing each other around in a pretty, green field. Also, let's skip the big meal and have Christmas Nascar! Kids under eighteen get in for free! That makes rednecks happy! It really does! There's the true spirit of Christmas for you, baby!
And then we can pay more attention to the fireworks display. Why the fireworks display? Simple: it's something that people actually don't have to pretend to like, and it's the ultimate family event. We can have Christmas barbeque because people actually LIKE them! Skip the rubbish the old ladies cart out every year, and let the old men at the grill because men actually know how to cook! They just pour the weirdest possible seasonings on meat in large amounts and stab anyone who doesn't like it with one of the bones. That's cooking!
People LIKE being barbarians. That's why they ACT like barbarians. To make people HAPPY, let them act like barbarians, and give them some good, old-fashioned, barbarian holiday entertainment. That'll cure the whole thing. It'll be the happiest part of the year, and everyone will act like it. The reason people are depressed is that the current holiday traditions are made up of tawdry rubbish, standards that nobody really wants to meet, and movies about poor people and divorce!
Most importantly, the maudlin rubbish has got to go. It's just gotta go. I don't know what you did with it this time, but, this year, skip it. Skip it entirely, and just have a good time.