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Featured Proof that GOD is Blackman!

Discussion in 'Religions Q&A' started by ironnero777, Nov 22, 2021.

  1. ironnero777

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    Proof that their is a GOD in the first place is the fact that we have a solar eclipse. The probablity of having one sun and one moon that has the correct ratios to creat a perfect solar eclipse is astronomical. The likehood that this universe is designed ir real. It takes the ratio of the diameter of moon vs the diameter of the sun which is 400 and then the ratio of the distance of the sun from the earth vs the distance of the moon from the earth is 400. This number 400 is in the bible. the number of years the jews were enslaved by the eygyptians. my theory is the bible was taking about black people who were held captive by white europians for the last 400 years. So everytime you see an eclipse that isGOD showing his solardarity with the black man because God is a blackman. Also 400 is the test cricket score of brian charles lara angainst the english which is a record. This is proof that GOD is also a Trinidadian.
     
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    I think this is nonsensical.
     
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  3. Lain

    Lain An Intervallic Time Traveler

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    How is this proof that God is a Trinidadian? He's obviously my ethnicity and nationality and not others.
     
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  4. ironnero777

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    why do you think it non sensical
     
  5. ironnero777

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    GOD went school with Brian charles lara and was so impressed by his test cricket record that he implement His score into the design of a eclipse.
     
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    Lain An Intervallic Time Traveler

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    I think He went to school with Malcolm X instead honestly. But as an omnipresent being I suppose that He went to school with everyone.
     
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    Firstly, the Jews were only in Egypt for 210 years.

    But honestly your OP is a whole lot of conjecture, ethno-bias, and retrofitting a prophecy into a much later setting it has nothing to do with.
     
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    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    As i understand it, Egyptian art of the period shows Jews to fair skinned blondes.
     
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  9. ironnero777

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    Read the bible is said 400 years. also if i am lying then we will find out next year when GOD shows up in a blue pyramid space ship from out of the sun.
     
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    The timeline makes it 210. It's standard Jewish interpretation.
     
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    RabbiO הרב יונה בן זכריה

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    If we're very, very quiet we can probably make to the exit before he notices we're gone.
     
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    Made me laugh though.
    Usually I approve of nonsense. :D
     
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    I'm not sure why we spend time pondering on the race of God. I would think he/she would be beyond things such as the pigment in one's flesh
     
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    Yes, "astronomical" is exactly the right word for it! :D

    And I love "solardarity".

    Keep 'em coming.
     
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    You're not wrong!
     
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    If we tolerate White people interpreting the Bible to be all about them, why not grant Black people the same courtesy?
    It's not like it matters all that much to the people who don't already believe in it.
     
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    People can interpret it however they wish, but it just seems like someone's missing the message.
     
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    Geeze :( Now spirits are even claimed to have a color.
     
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    Guitar's Cry Verisimilitudinous

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    Blue spaceship?! Ridiculous! Everyone knows God's spaceship is purple with pink polka dots!
     
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