I want to be a professional power walker.
Just think of the admiration & adulation I'd receive !!!
Just think of the admiration & adulation I'd receive !!!
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PoetPhilosopher
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Professional Egg Memer
Professional sloth teaser...
PoetPhilosopher
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Wirey Entertainer
Professional sloth teaser...
Now that's just mean.
PoetPhilosopher
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Professional Pipe Dreamer
Tis a mean job, but somebody's gotta do it.
Keeps those haughty herbivores humble.
PoetPhilosopher
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Chupacabra Advocate
Terry Sampson
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Are you of Mexican descent or do you live in a Mexican-American neighborhood?
PoetPhilosopher
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I live in Illinois. So I'm 50 percent there.
Terry Sampson
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50%??? Don't know what kind of calculator you use to come up with "50% there". Reason I asked is because "chupacabras" are hispanic phenomena, and (I thought) a feature of Mexican folklore.
PoetPhilosopher
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I see. I used to listen to a paranormal/weird story radio show at night called CoasttoCoastAM. Let's just say the show widens your thoughts.
Terry Sampson
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Ahhh! That explains your familiarity with the buggers! They're like the bogeyman that hides under your bed or in your closet waiting for you to go to sleep.
PoetPhilosopher
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Yeah. I unfortunately also have an unhealthy knowledge of the Mandella Effect, human-ghost romantic relationships, shadow men and Old H_g Syndrome.
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PoetPhilosopher
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