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Presidential Essentials

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Secret Chief, Jun 2, 2020.

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  1. A Twitter account

  2. Ability to hold a book

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  1. Mock Turtle

    Mock Turtle Respect, compassion, and understanding.
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    Elon Musk is working on this I believe.
     
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  2. wellwisher

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    The biggest problem in the USA is the Swamp or Deep State has been trying, but has been unable to take out Trump. The Swamp is getting more and more desparate, as election time gets closer. They are creating problems hoping something well work.

    If you watched the news recently, declassified information was released that showed that all of Obama's top people, swore under oath, in early 2107, that there was no proof of Russian and Trump collusion. The collusion delusion scam should never have happened. I link to the Daily Mail which is neutral in terms of the USA. This can also be found everywhere.

    Declassified transcripts show Obama officials could not provide evidence of Russia-Trump collusion | Daily Mail Online

    Later the same day the same people, who sweated under oath that there was no proof, began to systematically lie to the press. Trump has had to deal with scum bags. The under oath testimony had been made classified, so the truth could be buried from the public. Then the liars then started to lie to the press, since lying to the press is not a crime.

    General Flynn is important to Trump's offense since he was framed in an attempt to take out Trump. Once he is freed of the charges he can sue all ethos who supported the scam in civil court and Flynn can hurt them in the pocket book. There is an attempt by the Democrats to delay his exoneration, for being railroaded. The Democrats were willing to hurt innocent people and still will not let it go.

    Top level Democrats,all lied for three years, but they were unable to take out Trump. They had a full court press, but it all fell apart and Trump was left standing. Justice is about to be served and the Democrats and Swamp are very desparate. The only way for them to escape justice, will be if they can win the presidency and then bury the truth. They would control Justice and the FBI and evidence will disappear as priorities change.

    The Democrats and Swamp know their goose is about to be cooked. Trump and some Republicans are maintaining a steam of declassified intel, that will incriminate and escalate, up to the 2020 election. If Trump wins again in 2020, the swamp will be toast. Although Durham is getting close to making criminal referrals. The rats will turn on each other.

    The result is going to be increasing drama over the next months, since the alternative will be jail, civil law suits, dismissal, and a Democrat agenda that will be set back for decades. The rats are cornered and looking for a Hail Mary Pass.

    The paid riots and looting, now in the news, is part of the latest attempt to take out Trump. The peaceful Floyd protests were real, but the anarchy that has taken over the front page. This is being paid for by Democrat donors. It is not coincidental that Democrats control cites have hosted the worse violence and some of these mayors still coddle the violence.

    The goal is to create anarchy and then to spin this onto Trump. However, Trump is staying one step ahead of them. The Democrats seem to be willing to inflect pain on part of their base;use their pain anarchists torch black neighborhoods and business, to harden them from voting for Trump. Trump had made headway with the blacks, due to the once booming economy, that was made to stall by the Chinese and swamp bogeyman. The try to blame Trump for the hardship but it will not work as well as they think.

    This much incoming requires a lot of ability to adapt, since Trump has to fight a team of cornered rats, right up to the election. Cheating is not out the question since the alternative is jail. The proxy voting and mail in voting is being resisted since this will be used to cheat.
     
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  3. Secret Chief

    Secret Chief Meghalayan Ape

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    Must be able to normalise mayhem.
     
  4. crossfire

    crossfire Antinomian feminist heretic freak ☿
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    Ahh, a drama queen.
     
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  5. Secret Chief

    Secret Chief Meghalayan Ape

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    Must look good in a diaper.
     
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  6. Secret Chief

    Secret Chief Meghalayan Ape

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    Must be able to smash the Overton window glass, jimmy the frame out, break it up with a sledgehammer into pieces, burn the wood and scatter the ashes to the four winds.
     
  7. Brickjectivity

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    That's a funny one. By 'Good' do you mean 'Cute' or do you mean 'Professional'? By the way, some presidents probably do wear diapers.

    Have you ever seen a president wear brown slacks?
     
  8. Secret Chief

    Secret Chief Meghalayan Ape

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    Good as in carrying it off sartorially.

    I'm not sure about the brown slacks. Would that be a good or a bad sign?
     
  9. Brickjectivity

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    Seems subjective. I think there is nothing wrong with corduroy, yet it draws criticism in popular rag. Men of rank once wore codpieces, and ladies would do their sort of thing as well. Maybe diapers are in the queue?
     
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  10. Secret Chief

    Secret Chief Meghalayan Ape

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    Hmmm corduroy....even the word is wrong. :D
     
  11. sun rise

    sun rise "Let there be peace and love among all"
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    If Trump were Captain of the Titanic:


    "There isn't any iceberg.

    There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean.

    The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon.

    There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg.

    We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly.

    The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg.

    We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats.

    Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them.

    We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors.

    Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats.

    I really don't think we need that many lifeboats.

    We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats.

    The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship.

    Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg.

    I'm an expert on icebergs I've got lots of friends who deal with icebergs. Some of the best. Really good ice people who know ice and their forms of berginess."
     
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