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Prayer Before a Job Interview

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Debater Slayer, Jul 24, 2021.

  1. Debater Slayer

    Debater Slayer Veteran Member
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    What holy text do you read while praying before a job interview?

    The Book of Job!
     
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  2. SigurdReginson

    SigurdReginson Grēne Mann
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    Are we doing religious themed dad jokes?

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  3. Viker

    Viker Filia Diaboli, in a shroud of metaphor and mystery

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    Why couldn't the illiterate Amish farmer steer clear of debt?

    Cos he couldn't buy bull.
     
  4. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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  5. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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  6. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    Despite have read it correctly and posting on the thread, i just misread the title as


    Prayer Before Bobs Interview
     
  7. Stevicus

    Stevicus Veteran Member
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  8. viole

    viole Ontological Naturalist
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    And if you are a mathematician looking for a job, the book of Numbers could also be useful.

    Ciao

    - viole
     
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  9. Jedster

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    Well, the Amish certainly found jobs, just sayin'

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