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Positive Proof of Global Warming
- Thread starter Skwim
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Bed bugs were killed off with DDT. That's why.
They're back.
Yup. Nowadays though we know more about them. It is possible to get rid of them without DDT, unless of course your neighbors don't get rid of theirs.
nPeace
Veteran Member
Yup. Global warming for sure.
...keep close in mind the presence of the day of Jehovah, through which the heavens will be destroyed in flames and the elements will melt in the intense heat! 2 Peter 3:12
Skwim
Veteran Member
But what abut the panties? WHAT ABOUT THE PANTIES? Doesn't the Bible say anything about the fate of the panties?Yup. Global warming for sure.
...keep close in mind the presence of the day of Jehovah, through which the heavens will be destroyed in flames and the elements will melt in the intense heat! 2 Peter 3:12
Ah! It does:
2 Peter 3:13-14
13 But there are new heavens and a new earth that we are awaiting according to his promise,+ and in these righteousness is to dwell.
14 Therefore, beloved ones, since you are awaiting these things, do your utmost to be found finally by him in spotless and unblemished panties.
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.13 But there are new heavens and a new earth that we are awaiting according to his promise,+ and in these righteousness is to dwell.
14 Therefore, beloved ones, since you are awaiting these things, do your utmost to be found finally by him in spotless and unblemished panties.
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Misunderstood
Active Member
Ahhhh... it has nothing to do with global warming. It's a resource issue! There is not enough panty material to go around as we are using up all the panty resources. Because of that they are having to make panties smaller so there is enough to go around.
However, they are about to run out and some women will have to go with out, just like in the seventies when they ran out of bra material, and some women had to go without a bra. Don't you remember!
However, they are about to run out and some women will have to go with out, just like in the seventies when they ran out of bra material, and some women had to go without a bra. Don't you remember!
You made my wife and I have a GREAT laugh... thank you!
nPeace
Veteran Member
No. No. No Dude. You messed up.But what abut the panties? WHAT ABOUT THE PANTIES? Doesn't the Bible say anything about the fate of the panties?
Ah! It does:
2 Peter 3:13-14.
13 But there are new heavens and a new earth that we are awaiting according to his promise,+ and in these righteousness is to dwell.
14 Therefore, beloved ones, since you are awaiting these things, do your utmost to be found finally by him in spotless and unblemished panties.
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You see, your OP carries the title, "Positive Proof of Global Warming."
Then beneath that, there are no comments, just a picture of some underwear and a string on a line.
So see, here's the thing... I agreed that the picture - showing how underwear has d-evolved to a string - is proof of Global warming, and I used Peter's words to confirm it - a global warming.
Only the heat will be so intense, it will be unbearable... Err... Well, "the elements being intensely hot, will melt." Ouch. Now that's warm. So nope. Don't mess up the words man. This system is warming up for a meltdown. A terrible one indeed.
Not for the panties.
Panties.
BSM1
What? Me worry?
Well there ya go...I'm a believer now.