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Poor Deluded Bacon Addicts

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Wu Wei, Mar 15, 2019.

  1. Wu Wei

    Wu Wei ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson

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    See, I've been telling you all how bad bacon is for you, but would any of you believe me...NOOOOOOOOOOOO

     
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    If one is to be addicted to something,
    one cannot do better than bacon.
    - It tastes better than heroin.
    - It has no risk of contracting an STD.
    - It's cheaper than gambling.
    - It smells better than smoking.

    About the video....
    Many people discovering the joys of bacon doesn't mean
    there's a conspiracy. That would no more be true than
    teenagers devising a conspiracy to want sex.
    So don't be gullible. Fight the anti-baconites!
     
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  3. Wu Wei

    Wu Wei ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson

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    Yes, yes one could...much, MUCH better....
    Bacon is a greasy, vile, carcinogen that has been forced upon us through a massive propaganda campaign.....it...is....pure....evil
     
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    Bagpipes?
     
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    More for me.. I don't think I could live without a BLT.
     
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    Revoltingest Libertarian Capitalist Atheist Bokononist
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    Guess who is caught on camera stealing discarded bacon....
    [​IMG]
     
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    Revoltingest Libertarian Capitalist Atheist Bokononist
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    What sets me smile'n & quake'n?
    Tis one thing, & there's no mistake'n
    which snack can't be beat
    on toasted whole wheat,
    with mayo, tomaters and bacon!
     
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  8. Wu Wei

    Wu Wei ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson

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    I was not stealing discarded bacon.... that was from last year, and you know it...ya propagandist, I was talking your house away as an April fools prank....wait until this years prank....its a doozy
     
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    Thou doth protest too much, Yogi.
     
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    I'm told you can eat bacon on the Adkins diet along with as much Caesar Salad as you can hold.
     
  11. Wu Wei

    Wu Wei ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson

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    Bacon is bad
    and it makes me sad
    it will give cancer
    to even a dancer
    no bacon and I'll be glad
     
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  12. Wu Wei

    Wu Wei ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson

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    Thou has no idea what protest means apparently
     
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    Revoltingest Libertarian Capitalist Atheist Bokononist
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    Speaking of the Caesar salad....
    The anchovy is "bacon of the sea",
    while bacon is the "landchovy".

    Do you know that most eateries don't put anchovies on Caesar salads?
    It's true! There should be prison sentences.
     
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  14. Wu Wei

    Wu Wei ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson

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    oh you poor, deluded, weak minded, bacon loving, addict
     
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  15. Wu Wei

    Wu Wei ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson

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    ANCHOVIES!!!!! Those are also disgusting......and should only be served with a side of Beta blockers
     
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    I bet when you go out to eat you order non-GMO gluten-free
    conflict-free organic steamed tofu with a side of extra bland.
     
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    Wu Wei ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson

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    NAH!!!!! Don't care about gluten or conflict...
     
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    One of my older pals was on Adkins.. He ate steak, Caesar salad and bacon for 2 months and lost 22 inches in his waistline.

    I have always been such a beanpole that I don't diet, but I thought that was pretty dramatic for a guy over 50.
     
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    No dear, you just mash up one anchovy with lemon juice and an egg whisk in a little good olive oil and vinegar. It makes a very nice dressing for a robust salad.
     
  20. Wu Wei

    Wu Wei ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson

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    Nope, wrong....propaganda... that is all
     
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