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Poll: Who is everyone's father/mother/grandma?

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Pudding, Nov 29, 2022.

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  1. God is everyone's father.

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  2. Flying Spaghetti Monster is everyone's mother.

    4 vote(s)
    80.0%
  3. Holy Unicorn is everyone's grandma.

    1 vote(s)
    20.0%
  4. Holy Unicorn is everyone's ultimate spiritual grandma.

    2 vote(s)
    40.0%
  5. Everyone should obey whatever i believe whatever God says whatever everyone must obey.

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. Everyone should obey whatever i believe whatever Flying Spaghetti says whatever everyone must obey.

    3 vote(s)
    60.0%
  7. Everyone should obey whatever i believe whatever Holy Unicorn says whatever everyone must obey.

    1 vote(s)
    20.0%
  8. Eternal Holy BBQ hell fire is waiting for u if u don't obey whatever i say God says u must obey

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  9. Eternal Ramen Hell is waiting for u if u don't obey whatever i say Flying Spaghetti says u must obey

    3 vote(s)
    60.0%
  10. Eternal Rainbow Poop is waiting for u if u don't obey whatever i say Holy Unicorn says u must obey

    1 vote(s)
    20.0%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Pudding

    Pudding Well-Known Member

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    Who is everyone's father/mother/grandma?
    Are BBQ hell fire/Ramen Hell/Rainbow Poop waiting for us?

    (I'll not participate in this discussion, so please feel free to discuss/debate with other people here.)
     
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  2. The Sum of Awe

    The Sum of Awe Brought to you by the moment that spacetime began.

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    Rainbow unicorn poop? Sounds kinky
     
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  3. lewisnotmiller

    lewisnotmiller Grand Hat
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    So this is a drive-by??!!
    But how will we ever find out the correct answer!!!!
     
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  4. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    What? No "none of the above"
     
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  5. Subduction Zone

    Subduction Zone Veteran Member

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    I see that we have a very strong Pastafarian consensus right now. I vote that it is time to close the polls. (It is not very Pastafarian, but I have picked up some strategy from the orange skinned one)
     
  6. Stevicus

    Stevicus Veteran Member
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    There's no option for "I don't know" or "none of the above"?
     
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  7. John53

    John53 Veteran Member

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    I'm waiting for an all of the above option
     
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  8. lewisnotmiller

    lewisnotmiller Grand Hat
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    I am waiting for a 'Some of the above, but I'm not telling which' option.
     
  9. It Aint Necessarily So

    It Aint Necessarily So Well-Known Member
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    I have to go with the Puta-Nescine Creed:

    Born of extra virgin olive oil, delivered by Little Caesarean (in 30 minutes or less), cast out of the Olive Garden, then snagged by a giant twirling fork wielded by the Antipasto, Our Savory was flung onto a wall where he stuck and dried for our salivation. Cheese's Crust, how grated thou art! May there be pizza on earth and gouda will toward men.​
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  10. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    Very good advice on testing if pasta is truly cooked. If it sticks it is holy, if not then more time is needed on worship
     
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  11. beenherebeforeagain

    beenherebeforeagain Rogue Animist
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    nor "all of the above"
     
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