Sorry to flood with responses, I'm a little scatterbrained tonight (I'm reading a 48 page road plan for my thesis through the night... it's... special).
Going back to quantum woo: when we make a dumb assertion like "maybe consciousness itself is collapsing the wave function," and someone asks skeptically "okay, er, what's the mechanism for that?"
I feel like this is a philosophical question. The idea that there should probably be some mechanism is a philosophical idea.
A couple of comments.
Suppose someone with bad metaphysics supports quantum woo. But suppose they are able to make a model that is testable and makes predictions that are verified. Suppose it also manages to unify QM and GR.
At that point I would say they have a perfectly valid theory and we need to take it seriously. Even if the metaphysics is bad, it is a working theory. And it might even incline me to take the metaphysics seriously.
Just think about Bohr's metaphysics compared to classical ideas. Whether his metaphysics is right or wrong, his ideas needed to be dealt with.
But yes, the idea that everything has a mechanism is a philosophical bias. Again, Bohr never gave a mechanism for the collapse of the wave function. But the simple fact that he got predictions that were verified meant his ideas were taken seriously.
And, maybe it is the bias that there needs to be a mechanism that has wasted time and energy?