Peel the Egg

[Thief]

or anything else....I will lead by example

how many Thieves does it take to peel a hard boiled egg?

no one knows
the egg just simply disappears

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

It takes two AT's to change a lightbulb.

 

[Thief]

How many Scots @Revoltingest does it take to peel an egg?

they don't
they just suck'em down shell and all

 

[Thief]

how many posts does it take for an AT to catch on to the scheme of things?

no one knows
we can only wait and see

 

[Thief]

How does @Quagmire peel an egg?

he doesn't
he gives it to the monkey on his back

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

how many posts does it take for an AT to catch on to the scheme of things?

no one knows
we can only wait and see

Don't destroy me with facts.

I might just find the attention a-peeling.

 

[Thief]

can @Subduction Zone peel an egg?

not until someone posts an equation for the parabolic curve

 

[Brickjectivity]

Everything about eggs is appealing.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

@Wu Wei once tried to peel an egg, got frustrated, and ate a poultry farm.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

The Flat Earthers can only flake the egg at the top.

 

[Thief]

do Satan worshipers eat hard boiled eggs?
@Luciferi Baphomet

only if they're deviled

 

[Thief]

@Brickjectivity peeled an egg.....

it slipped and the dog ate it

 

[Thief]

why did the chicken cross the road?

to avoid getting boiled like the eggs

 

[Thief]

can @LuisDantas peel a hard boiled egg?

not until his avatar gets an upgrade on his prescription glasses

 

[Thief]

now for the anything else.....

does @Revoltingest know how to peel paint?

yes.....he just breathes on it

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

@Stevicus once peeled an egg in perfect shape, leaving behind no egg shavings.

The room he was in, however, wasn't so lucky.

 

[LuisDantas]

can @LuisDantas peel a hard boiled egg?

not until his avatar gets an upgrade on his prescription glasses

Presbyopia removed that need.

 

[Brickjectivity]

@Brickjectivity peeled an egg.....

it slipped and the dog ate it

That was a terrible yoke.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Who hatched this awful thread?

 

[BSM1]

@Thief tried to be a good egg, but he found that he was just a shell of himself...