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Packing A Suitcase

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Rival, Jul 21, 2019.

  1. Rival

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    I'm going on vacation for a few days from the 25th and currently packing my suitcase. Now obviously I've packed a huge sword, some bleach and a pair of handcuffs.

    What have I forgotten?
     
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  2. SalixIncendium

    SalixIncendium सच्चिदानन्द
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    Dungarees and your cybermat.
     
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    Not essential but maybe some clothes
     
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  4. Rival

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    Let's suppose I've packed the basics.

    Now what do I really need...
     
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    Molotov cocktail is a must...
     
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    Strap it on your back nobody will notice. Look how invisible this is 5ca7f70891c6204e9e6604560aea75dd.jpg
     
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  9. sun rise

    sun rise "Let there be peace and love among all"
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    I'd advise your AK-47 but maybe it's not allowed where you're going.
     
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  10. Rival

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    I know it's a bit out of fashion, but I actually use a pistol if I can't be bothered to draw it out with my sword.
     
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    Emergency chocolate.
     
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    Take a bow then you'll have ranged and close combat covered youre-doing-it-wrong-archery-very-demotivationat-com-funny-bow-hunting-53599083.png
     
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  13. PopeADope

    PopeADope Habemus papam

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    Don't forget to take him with you @Rival :smilingimp:
     
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  14. ChristineM

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    Forget the cuffs, taking bleach through customs and you will get a free pair. But i reckon the sword will be ok if you declare it, maybe check it through the security channel.

    Tickets and passport are always important too.

    Looks like you will also need sun cream and a parasol, could get over 40c
     
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    Perhaps you've forgotten to brush your teeth or to wash behind your ears.
     
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  16. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    Not a problem, toothpaste, toothbrush and soap are cheaply available in france.
     
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  17. Rival

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    This is a joke thread.
     
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  18. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    Very good, chocolate is dear in france but is not the chocolate byproducts and e flavours as found in England
     
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    Flame Not enough booze in the world.

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    Plenty of rope
     
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  20. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    Yup, my sense of humour tends to cleanliness
     
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