Oklahoma bill would establish a Bigfoot hunting season

[Stevicus]

Oklahoma bill would establish a Bigfoot hunting season - UPI.com

Jan. 22 (UPI) -- An Oklahoma state representative introduced a bill that would establish a hunting season for one of the state's most infamous species of alleged native wildlife: Bigfoot.

Rep. Justin Humphrey, R-District 19, introduced a bill to the state legislature that would call on the Oklahoma Wildlife Commission to designate a Bigfoot hunting season.

For some reason, I thought Bigfoot was supposedly in the Pacific Northwest. I guess he gets around.

The mythical ape has been the subject of numerous sightings in southern Oklahoma for years, and the region hosts an annual Bigfoot festival for fans of the cryptid.

"The Oklahoma Wildlife Conservation Commission shall promulgate rules establishing a Bigfoot hunting season. The Commission shall set annual season dates and create any necessary specific hunting licenses and fees," the bill states.

The bill, if passed by the legislature and signed by the governor, would take effect Nov. 1.

Who would pay a fee for a Bigfoot hunting license, and where would the money go?

Does Britain offer a fishing license to fish for the Loch Ness Monster?

 

[VoidCat]

Loch Ness Monster

I thought Nessie was in Scotland?

 

[Secret Chief]

I thought Nessie was in Scotland?

It is, part of Britain.

 

[Secret Chief]

Does Britain offer a fishing license to fish for the Loch Ness Monster?

No, but post-brexit Britain offers hunting licences for unicorns - commonly found on the sunlit uplands.



(a sad joke for brits)

 

[sun rise]

No, but post-brexit Britain offers hunting licences for unicorns - commonly found on the sunlit uplands.



(a sad joke for brits)

As long as 1 foot long spears are the only weapon allowed, that might be OK. The unicorns need at least a 50/50 chance to win.

 

[Twilight Hue]

Oklahoma bill would establish a Bigfoot hunting season - UPI.com



For some reason, I thought Bigfoot was supposedly in the Pacific Northwest. I guess he gets around.



Who would pay a fee for a Bigfoot hunting license, and where would the money go?

Does Britain offer a fishing license to fish for the Loch Ness Monster?

Dang I was hoping for Lake Champlain action.

Closer to home than Loch Ness.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Oklahoma bill would establish a Bigfoot hunting season - UPI.com



For some reason, I thought Bigfoot was supposedly in the Pacific Northwest. I guess he gets around.



Who would pay a fee for a Bigfoot hunting license, and where would the money go?

Does Britain offer a fishing license to fish for the Loch Ness Monster?

As if the world needed another reason to avoid Oklahoma.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Oklahoma bill would establish a Bigfoot hunting season - UPI.com



For some reason, I thought Bigfoot was supposedly in the Pacific Northwest. I guess he gets around.



Who would pay a fee for a Bigfoot hunting license, and where would the money go?

Does Britain offer a fishing license to fish for the Loch Ness Monster?

no, a small cottage industry/reality TV subculture has developed tracking Sasquatch/Bigfoot throughout the wilds of America...even into the suburbs of New York City...

 

[Revoltingest]

As if the world needed another reason to avoid Oklahoma.

Duh....
That would depend upon what species Bigfoot is licensed to hunt.

 

[Nakosis]

Oklahoma bill would establish a Bigfoot hunting season - UPI.com



For some reason, I thought Bigfoot was supposedly in the Pacific Northwest. I guess he gets around.



Who would pay a fee for a Bigfoot hunting license, and where would the money go?

Does Britain offer a fishing license to fish for the Loch Ness Monster?

Kind of don't like the idea of hunting except with a camera.

 

[Valjean]

I'm all for it.
License and arm the Bigfoots (bigfeet?) -- but make sure they wear blaze orange -- for safety reasons, of course.

What would the bag limit be, I wonder?

 

[exchemist]

Oklahoma bill would establish a Bigfoot hunting season - UPI.com



For some reason, I thought Bigfoot was supposedly in the Pacific Northwest. I guess he gets around.



Who would pay a fee for a Bigfoot hunting license, and where would the money go?

Does Britain offer a fishing license to fish for the Loch Ness Monster?

I wonder how long it will take before the first person is shot, being mistaken for a Bigfoot.

 

[sun rise]

I wonder how it will take before the first person is shot, being mistaken for a Bigfoot.

People like this would be at real risk The Man With the World’s Largest Feet Has a Shoe Size That’ll Blow Your Mind

 

[exchemist]

People like this would be at real risk The Man With the World’s Largest Feet Has a Shoe Size That’ll Blow Your Mind

Indeed.

More seriously, I actually think it's a terrible idea to issue hunting licences for a bipedal creature resembling a shaggy human. It will end in death - for someone with a bad haircut.

 

[Stevicus]

People like this would be at real risk The Man With the World’s Largest Feet Has a Shoe Size That’ll Blow Your Mind

Wow, and I thought I had big feet (size 15). He wears size 26? The article said he had to have his shoes custom made.

 

[Valjean]

I wonder how it will take before the first person is shot, being mistaken for a Bigfoot.

Obviously a Republican ploy to take out some of the long haired, hippie types.

 

[Subduction Zone]

I'm all for it.
License and arm the Bigfoots (bigfeet?) -- but make sure they wear blaze orange -- for safety reasons, of course.

What would the bag limit be, I wonder?

How would you get Sasquatch to wear blaze orange? He usually wears white and green. And please take note, he is armed:

 

[Quagmire]

I wonder how it will take before the first person is shot, being mistaken for a Bigfoot.

In Oklahoma? 2 weeks, tops.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

In Oklahoma? 2 weeks, tops.

This family I'm friends with, the dad is 6'10, his son is 7'something, and they both have long hair and bushy beards. (Mom and her daughter are 6'0, so it's the land of the giants in their house). They travel through every year for a hunting trip.
Ill have to warn them to add armor to their vehicle.

 

[exchemist]

Obviously a Republican ploy to take out some of the long haired, hippie types.

Yeah but the joke is that, as we have seen from the Capitol riot, it is the wilder fringes of Republican support that have the shaggy beards and unkempt appearance, these days.