Obama Christ

[xkatz]

Obama Christ: Our New Lord and Savior has Arrived!

Even though this (is hopefully) a parody, I can't believe someone would think Obama is Christ-like.

 

[Revoltingest]

From your link.......
The end of the world is near and only Barack Obama can guide you to the afterlife. Heaven awaits, but only through the spiritual guidance of the Obama Christ. The supporters of Church have united and our resolve is strong. We will stop at nothing to spread the will of the Obama Christ and save every soul possible before the end is witnessed.
THE STREETS WILL FLOW WITH THE BLOOD OF THE NON-BELIEVERS!


I like the underlined portion.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Obama isn't the Christ.

He just looks like one in contrast to the opposition.

 

[Revoltingest]

Obama isn't the Christ.

He just looks like one in contrast to the opposition.

Wearing rags & consorting with criminals?
I always thought his one real quality is that he's a snappy dresser.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Wearing rags & consorting with criminals?
I always thought his one real quality is that he's a snappy dresser.

All Obama has to do is not to anything to mess up the wonderful image that the Republicans gave to him. And they gave it to him for free.

 

[xkatz]

We will stop at nothing to spread the will of the Obama Christ and save every soul possible before the end is witnessed.

The end of freedom, liberty and democracy?

 

[angellous_evangellous]

The end of freedom, liberty and democracy?

ha! What was the effect of the Republicans ripping up the Constitution and using it as toilet paper?

 

[Songbird]

Refreshing. I've only heard him referred to as the antichrist.

 

[Engyo]

Refreshing. I've only heard him referred to as the antichrist.

Yup, everybody is so far out on one fringe or other these days that no one can find the center any more.

 

[Songbird]

Yup, everybody is so far out on one fringe or other these days that no one can find the center any more.

It's way more important to hurl insults than to dialogue about issues.

 

[Revoltingest]

I find the fringe a comfortable place to be.

ha! What was the effect of the Republicans ripping up the Constitution and using it as toilet paper?

Ooo..oooo....I know, I know!
The same thing that happens when Democrats do it.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

I find the fringe a comfortable place to be.


Ooo..oooo....I know, I know!
The same thing that happens when Democrats do it.

No, because Democrat poo doesn't stink.

And Republican poo has partially digested poor people, children, and women in it.

 

[xkatz]

ha! What was the effect of the Republicans ripping up the Constitution and using it as toilet paper?

The exact same thing. Do you assume I am a Republican (or even right-wing at that matter), just because I am not an Obama-fanboy?

 

[Falvlun]

No, because Democrat poo doesn't stink.

And Republican poo has partially digested poor people, children, and women in it.

What? Are they sexist too? Dang Republicans... won't even eat men anymore.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

The exact same thing. Do you assume I am a Republican (or even right-wing at that matter), just because I am not an Obama-fanboy?

By no means. People innocent (Democrat) until proven Republican (guilty).

I assumed nothing about you.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

What? Are they sexist too? Dang Republicans... won't even eat men anymore.

They commissioned the men to kill the women and children.