Nullify the busybody moral crusade!

[Jaymes]

For every meal someone else is eating that you get into an incoherent rage and are utterly offended by, I'll be not offended twice as hard!

 

[jamaesi]

Whatever. I'll still be offended that you only eat corn (cause you're from the south and therefore poor and you can only afford corn).

 

[Jaymes]

My bird is more civilized than you! And he poops on everything! :biglaugh:

 

[jamaesi]

Yeah well. I have this super rare picture of just how much Jaymes loves his corn.

Uh huh. That's him on the bottom there.

 

[Jaymes]

Busybody! Busybody!

 

[jamaesi]

Heathen! Heathen!

*goes into a blind moral panic!*

 

[Jaymes]

Look at me! I'm not caring twice as hard as you're caring! :ignore:

 

[doppelganger]

For every self-righteous and judgmental thought about the personal aesthetic choices of others, I'll be seven times as as tolerant and open-minded.

 

[Booko]

I can't take part in this thread. The corn is giving me a migraine!

 

[Sunstone]

For every meal someone else is eating that you get into an incoherent rage and are utterly offended by, I'll be not offended twice as hard!

I think it's shameful how society treats busybodies like Bill O'Reilly. The man only has our best interests at heart.

 

[MaddLlama]

I'm offended by anybody who eats grits.

 

[Scuba Pete]

For every self-righteous and judgmental thought about the personal aesthetic choices of others, I'll be seven times as as tolerant and open-minded.

Frubals on your head...

Hey Jam... are you implying that Jaymes is a Kernel in the Peace Corn?

 

[Scuba Pete]

I'm offended by anybody who eats grits.

Kiss my grits! I do love them every now and then.

 

[SoyLeche]

I'm offended by anybody who eats grits.

Are you offended by polenta too?

 

[MaddLlama]

Are you offended by polenta too?

If polenta looks like it's alive when you move it around with a fork, then yes. Highly offended.

 

[Quagmire]

As the union representitive for my area's chapter of SMUG-PAC (Society of Morally Uppity Gossips and Passive Agressive Commandos) I just want to say that I find this whole thread highly offensive and you should all be ashamed of yourselves (not for any particular reason, it's just that other people's shame gives me a head rush).